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1. Jasper's Honkytonk Bedonkadonk by draculard

   Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Jan 2022

   Tags

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   • Jasper Hale/Mitt Romney
   • Background Alice Cullen/Bella Swan
   • Jasper Hale
   • Mitt Romney
   • Gay Bar
   • country bar
   • Crack

   Summary

   Jasper is doomed to be alone forever, he thinks. But then one day he meets the most handsome man to ever govern Massachusetts. But what is Mitt Romney doing in Forks' only gay country bar?! Read on to find out!!

   Language:

   English

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