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It’s a dark evening, and 9gag is playing the hit game Punishing: Gray Raven. They are angrily malding over confrontation Gabriel.
“Fuck, he dodged,”They whisper, doing their funny Alpha sword cuts. Though they have rebooted many, many times, they still have not gotten to the final stage of malding- Acceptance.
Finally, 9gag decides to take a 5 minute break and touch some grass- except the touch of grass was so impactful, they instantly go back to malding.
They still cannot get over it. It seems the malding is, well…quite endless. You can’t escape from malding. Always know that, fuckers.
5 Reboots…10 reboots…15 reboots…
9gag malds more and more…until finally, they reach the final stage of acceptance.
Sighing, they begin to close their game- until, suddenly, Gabriel flashes out of the scene.
Blushing, 9gag yells. “O-Oh my god, what are you doing here, y-you sussy baka?!”
With a low and husky voice, Gabriel replies, “Deez nuts.”
9gag’s face turns as red as a tomato, but they decide to say one more thing- “In your mouth.”
And with that, Gabriel is now officially 9gag’s wife. And they lived happily ever after- Or so they thought. 9gag in fact, cheats on Gabriel for Shark. And then the process of malding repeats itself. Annoyance. Anger. Masochism. Insanity. Acceptance.