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It’s late, and 9gag can’t sleep. As tired as they may be- they simply can’t close their eyes, and drift off.
Instead, they’re chatting on the Punishing: Gray Raven Discord. However, the second they enter the chat, they are bombarded with people laughing at them, and making references to The Great Gabriel Mald of January 13th, as well as “Gabriel is my wife.” Immediately, they wonder why the fuck it was a good idea to join this server (I wonder this some time, too. Don’t worry.)
Well, after that, 9gag just chats like normal, though, there are a concerning amount of Gabriel jokes, now that 9gag has entered the chat.
The chat carries on.
On topic leads to another, and another.
Then, something catches the chat’s eye- “I ship 9gag with the chat.”
Someone else replies to this rather peculiar message. “E- everyone?”
“Harem 9gag?”
”We are their harem now.”
9gag stares at this certain chain of messages. This only adds to their inability to go the actual fuck to sleep. 9gag, if you read this, if you don’t get more than 10 hours of sleep, I will make a Part 3 of 9gag malds and gets a new wife named gabriel.
Too stunned to speak, they just stare at the screen, more and more messages filling it up.
Suddenly, 9gag hears footsteps approaching behind them. They turn around, and see Gabriel, their wife. As well as another figure, standing right behind them. It’s a fucking cow.
”W-Who are you, you Sussy Baka?”9gag stutters out, blushing. Note: No matter what, you will be a sussy baka. LOL AMONGUS HAHHAHHAHH SUS LOL AMOGUS LOLL 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶😈😈😈😈😈😈😈🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
In a seductive voice, the cow husks, “My name is Everyone Chat Ligma. Your wife and I have come to tell you that it’s time.”
“T-Time for what?”9gag whimpers. Although, for some reason, they can suspect what they’re going to say next, and knowing this, 9gag turns red- as red as dil fucking pickle’s hair. They know this, because they didn’t get the chance for it last time.
“Time for Deez Nuts.”