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Part 4 of JPH^2 Bingo
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2022-01-18
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Bickering Boys

Summary:

Peter cares a lot about his bickering boys but Peter just hates when they do things for him.

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Peter groaned as he unlocked the door to Harry and Harley bickering over the fridge not being filled. Harley had forgotten to buy groceries according to Harry and Harley said that Harry forgot to buy groceries. He got in and dropped his school bag on the couch waiting to get  called out by Harry and hoping to break up the bickering but neither of them noticed him.

 

“How am I supposed to make dinner without it?” Harry pointed out. 

 

“I was going to make dinner,” Harley said. Peter grabbed his phone and called the Chinese restaurant knowing everyone’s orders as Johnny came in.

 

“You might want to move your bag before Harry gets on you,” Johnny said.

 

“I’m seeing how long it takes,” Peter said, pointing to the bickering two.

 

“Who forgot to buy food this time?” Johnny asked.

 

“I think it was me but hey neither of them have to know that. I’m broke anyways but I will try to get some money,” Peter said. “Besides, I owe you for covering my rent last month.”

 

“Don’t worry about it. Pay me when you can Parker,” Johnny said. Peter hated how Johnny was like that with money but he didn’t say anything as he went to his room to find money for the food he ordered. When he came out, Harry was looking at him annoyed. 

 

“Get your bag off the couch,” Harry said. Peter did so and then went back to his room when he returned everyone was eating and talking. Harry and Harley seemed to have stopped bickering and Peter could rest until he realized he didn’t pay.

 

“Who paid so I can give them the money since I ordered dinner?” Peter asked.

 

“I did, don’t worry about it, Parker,” Harry said. “Besides Harley and I forgot groceries so it's only fair.”

 

“No, I did and I have the money,” Peter said.

 

“You can pay me back after you pay this month’s rent,” Harry said. 

 

“Harry, I have the money now and I’ll have the rent money on time. Let me pay you now and then I can send you the rent money later,” Peter said but Harry wouldn’t hear it. Peter would just slip the money to Harry later.

 

~

 

Peter came home injured and got out of the suit, throwing it in his closet before he went to the bathroom in his boxers to get his wound fixed up. He tried sewing it but he was shaking. He closed his eyes as he felt a hand on it.

 

“Be careful,” Johnny hissed as he sewed up the wound.

 

“I just slipped and cut myself,” Peter said as he got moved to sit down as Johnny got on his knees and took care of Peter’s wound for him.

 

“I don’t care how you got hurt just be careful,” Johnny said.

 

“Like how you are careful,” Peter retorted. Johnny rolled his eyes before moving away. 

 

“That should be good enough unless you need something else,” Johnny said.

 

“Like what? You to kiss it better like I’m nine,” Peter said. Johnny blushed as he said that and Peter stopped and was about to say something when Johnny went to leave but Peter grabbed his arm. 

 

“I didn’t mean it like that. I was just teasing. If you want to ummm….” Peter started.

 

“I don’t want you to act on something when you don’t feel the same,” Johnny said. Johnny left Peter thinking about what he just said. 

 

~

 

Peter walked out of the bathroom and planned to slip into his room when he saw Johnny was watching something and he stopped. Harley and Harry were spaced out and staring at Johnny and now their eyes were on Peter.

 

“What happened to Peter?” Harley asked.

 

“Did you two both come from the bathroom?” Harry asked, a bit annoyed.

 

“Peter needed some help. He got hurt. I think we should focus on what I just walked into,” Johnny said.

 

“We kissed so what?” Harley said.

 

“It was just a kiss,” Harry said. “People kiss.” 

 

“Not like that,” Johnny said. 

 

“Look, we mess around from time to time. Harry and I both have crushes on another guy,” Harley said. Peter decided he needed to add on more clothes because Harry and Harley were focused on him even though they were talking to Johnny. Peter didn’t know if he could deal with it. Peter walked past them muttering a good night as the others watched him do his mini walk of shame as he landed on his bed. Peter loved annoying Harry and getting him riled up about the backpack. He loved Harley and Harry making him meals. He loved the concern he got from Johnny. Tonight though he enjoyed Johnny’s touch on his abs as he was fixing his wound and sowing it up. Peter groaned knowing he was regretting not talking to Johnny so he got up and grabbed a shirt before walking back out to find the other three still talking.

 

“I was this close to kissing him when he told me that,” Johnny said.

 

“Then why didn’t you,” Harry said, sounding jealous. 

 

“I knew Harley had a crush on Peter besides Peter probably seeing a girl with how much he is not here,” Johnny said. 

 

“Harry has a crush on Peter so I have said nothing,” Harley said. “I didn’t know you did as well.”

 

“I knew Johnny did but I didn’t know Peter was your mystery lover,” Harry said. Peter started laughing and they all turned to him. 

 

“You know I have this crush on these three idiots and I was about to come out and ask one of them why they didn’t kiss me better but now I don’t know I guess I’ll let you all fight for my honor,” Peter teased. The three still were shocked. “Or you all can come in and cuddle on my bed and kiss me better?” The three seemed to stop as Peter shrugged and went back into his room not shutting his door just in case one boy wanted to follow. His luck led to three boys in his bed knowing they would have to talk in the morning about all of this but just wanting cuddles after getting lightly stabbed on patrol. He would probably have to tell his boys about spider-man eventually if they all moved into his room but for now his roommates were his boys and he had the three boys he loved the most cuddling him. What more could he ask for? 

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