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1. of stupid conspiracy theories and amakumo fruit popsicles by kiyoowns

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   22 Jan 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kong | Aether/Scaramouche (Genshin Impact)
   • Kong | Aether (Genshin Impact)
   • Scaramouche (Genshin Impact)
   • Albedo (Genshin Impact)
   • Gorou (Genshin Impact)
   • Sayu (Genshin Impact)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - High School
   • OOC
   • Childhood Friends
   • Established Relationship
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Fluff
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
   • lots of feelings
   • Scaramouche is Bad at Feelings (Genshin Impact)
   • Scaramouche is Called Kunikuzushi (Genshin Impact)
   • Jealousy
   • First Dates
   • there's a disneyland in watatsumi island bc i said so
   • mentions of footjobs
   • conspiracy theorist and flat earther scaramouche
   • day 39384 of asking for an unreconciled stars sequel
   • mentioned ayalumi
   • mentioned kokosara
   • minor ittogorou
   • one-sided albether
   • sayu hangout event spoilers kinda
   • this just got STUPIDER
   • Mostly just banter
   • mickey mouse slander
   • Not Beta Read

   Summary

   "Let’s go to the Mad Tea Cups! We can pretend we’re riding one of your hats upside down.”

   Series

   • Part 2 of that's really not funny anymore

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   9,374

   Chapters:

   1/1

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