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1. an exercise in dancing as close to gary stu-ism as possible without quite hitting that line where readers go “jesus christ this is insufferable” and give up entirely: homestuck troll oc edition by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   20 Jan 2023

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • No major relationships as of now
   • Original Troll Character(s) (Homestuck)
   • Nepeta Leijon
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Sollux Captor
   • Eridan Ampora
   • Feferi Peixes
   • Equius Zahhak
   • Vriska Serket
   • Terezi Pyrope
   • Alternia-Focused (Homestuck)
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • everyone is still on Alternia at 7 sweeps old
   • Worldbuilding
   • Original Character-centric
   • main OC is a merchant
   • Major Original Character(s)
   • Minor Original Character(s)
   • Minor Character Death
   • Near Death Experiences
   • Alien Biology
   • I make things up and find it too fun
   • Dubious Science
   • FLARP
   • Pirates
   • Subjuggulators
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Parent-Child Relationship
   • Ferris has a good lusus
   • Non-Sexual Intimacy
   • Ancestors (Homestuck)
   • as a background plot
   • Pesterlog(s) (Homestuck)
   • Illustrations
   • Minor Nepeta Leijon♦Equius Zahhak
   • Minor Eridan Ampora♦Feferi Peixes
   • Tags May Change

   Summary

   Ferris Walker, a mutant seadweller, attempts to survive Alternia while making the dumbest possible decisions. He thinks he's smart, but he really isn't all that. Cue pirate FLARPing on an actual vessel, arguing with highbloods over the semantics of what constitutes a sword, and joining a murderclown church. He’ll meet the troll cast and baffle every single one of them one way or another. But don't worry, he starts off “normal”. So does the story.

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