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Cursed objects are causing death and destruction. When the objects themselves are found to hold no trace of Dark Magic, the Department of Magical Artefacts is stumped.
Draco Malfoy leant back in his chair and crossed his arms in bafflement. “And your professional assessment is that the best way of gathering evidence is sending Granger and I together to a sex club?”
“Worried about your reputation, Malfoy?” Hermione asked flatly.
He scoffed. "Hardly. If I were outed for going to an expensive parisian sex den it would be considered very much on brand.”
"That's why it’s so important we’re believable as a couple. We should talk about touching,” Hermione insisted.
"Touching," Draco repeated, alarm bells going off in his mind.
"As in how much of it you're okay with, where…"
"Casual touching," he nodded.
"But also, passionate touching," Granger pressed.
Merlin’s beard. Draco was quickly coming to the realisation that he was likely to regret this.