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Problems with your product
From: Derek Hale ([email protected])
Sent: Friday, March 23, 2017 4:34:51 PM
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Dear idiots at MartinWebTech,
I recently called your help line because of a problem with my computer and I was given instructions to fix it. It worked for almost a day and then the screen froze again and I can’t turn it off without pulling out the plug. I cannot access any of my files.
I called again and that time I was told to wait until they called me back.
After hours, I called back and I was hung up on almost instantly after stating my problem.
It’s been 3 days and I need my computer.
If it’s not reparable than at least let me know instead of hanging up so I can gather up the last of my money for a new computer from a different company!
If this ends up unanswered too I’m coming up there to speak with you in person.
Fuck you sincerely, Derek Hale.
Re: Problems with your product
From: MartinWebTech Support Team ([email protected])
Sent: Monday, March 26, 2017 7:52:11 AM
To: Derek Hale ([email protected])
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Dear Mr. Hale,
We’re sorry to hear about your unfortunate situation and want to help fix your problem.
We have a group of highly qualified IT personnel and would like to forward you to them.
A. Argent – [email protected] - specifies in issues with our printers, fax machines, home phones, etc.
S. McCall – [email protected] - Internet, Wi-Fi, tariffs, etc.
G. Stilinski – [email protected] - computer software, hard drives, monitors, programming.
We hope you will find their assistance satisfying.
Thank you for your patience,
MartinWebTech Support Team.
Need Help with my Computer
From: Derek Hale ([email protected])
Sent: Monday, March 26, 2017 7:16:02 PM
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Dear G. Stilinski,
I have been referred to you after contacting your company’s tech support about a problem with my computer.
For over a week now I haven’t been able to open up more than one window at a time. When I do open more, the screen freezes and I have to turn it off by pulling the plug because the power button won’t work either.
Tell me I can fix this, I need the stupid thing to work and I can’t keep using the public computers at the local call shop to check on my e-mails like a damn pervert.
Derek Hale
Re: Need Help with my Computer
From: Stiles Stilinski ([email protected])
Sent: Tuesday, March 27, 2017 8:09:55 AM
To: Derek Hale ([email protected])
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BAHAHAHAHA “like a damn pervert” I just peed a little.
Anyway… your computer is seriously damaged, it sounds like your hard drive is failing you.
How old is your PC? Do you have a warranty?
Our company’s warranties are for up to 3 years, so if you got it less than 3 years ago, you can bring it to one of our repair shops and then hope for the best. But I’m pretty sure they’ll tell you to just get a new one.
Sorry, man.
Stiles xo
Re: Need Help with my Computer
From: Derek Hale ([email protected])
Sent: Tuesday, March 27, 2017 2:29:54 PM
To: Stiles Stilinski ([email protected])
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What the hell, did you just send me a kiss and a hug?
Fuck, I bought the computer 4 years ago.
Are you sure I can’t at least try to do something?
My financial situation doesn’t really allow for a brand new computer.
I’m so tired of this shit.
Derek fucking Hale
Re: Need Help with my Computer
From: Stiles Stilinski ([email protected])
Sent: Tuesday, March 27, 2017 2:41:03 PM
To: Derek Hale ([email protected])
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Oops, sorry.
I’m just so used to typing xo to my friends lol
I guess you could try turning it off and on again (;D), updating, deleting caches and all that jazz but it won’t do much. Your computer is too far gone.
R.I.P. sourwolf’s PC…
Re: Need Help with my Computer
From: Derek Hale ([email protected])
Sent: Wednesday, March 28, 2017 3:02:14 PM
To: Stiles Stilinski ([email protected])
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Excuse me? How old are you?
You do know that you just sent an e-mail from a company address containing ‘lol’ and ‘;D’.
How do you even have this job? Do you write to everyone like this?
This is highly unprofessional.
I could report you and you could get fired for this!
Re: Need Help with my Computer
From: Derek Hale ([email protected])
Sent: Thursday, March 29, 2017 3:05:39 PM
To: Stiles Stilinski ([email protected])
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And why did you call me sourwolf?
Re: Need Help with my Computer
From: Stiles Stilinski ([email protected])
Sent: Friday, March 30, 2017 8:01:20 PM
To: Derek Hale ([email protected])
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Dude, so sorry I didn’t answer yesterday, my shift ended at 3.
So first of all, I’m very intelligent and a great asset to this company, so they wouldn’t fire me over this. And I can be professional but I didn’t think you’d be so stuck up…
(Also I’m good friends with Lydia Martin. You know, Martin, as in MartinWebTech!!!)
Second of all, why would you report me? I’m not the one that’s using profanities in every single e-mail and insulting our products. My friend Isaac from the Support Team showed me that first e-mail you sent.
I mean I like you but you’ve got some anger issues, man. You gotta relax a little.
And I called you sourwolf because you’re so grumpy and because of the wolf thing obviously. ;P
Re: Need Help with my Computer
From: Derek Hale ([email protected])
Sent: Sunday, April 1, 2017 3:05:39 PM
To: Stiles Stilinski ([email protected])
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Wolf thing? How do you know I’m a wolf?
Are you a hunter?
Are the Argents behind this? We had a truce, they won’t hunt werewolves if I don’t expand my pack!
Re: Need Help with my Computer
From: Derek Hale ([email protected])
Sent: Sunday, April 1, 2017 3:06:13 PM
To: Stiles Stilinski ([email protected])
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I never broke my promise and my pack has stayed quiet.
Re: Need Help with my Computer
From: Derek Hale ([email protected])
Sent: Sunday, April 1, 2017 3:07:11 PM
To: Stiles Stilinski ([email protected])
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This isn’t fair!
Re: Need Help with my Computer
From: Derek Hale ([email protected])
Sent: Monday, April 2, 2017 3:52:30 PM
To: Stiles Stilinski ([email protected])
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hello?
Re: Need Help with my Computer
From: Stiles Stilinski ([email protected])
Sent: Tuesday, April 3, 2017 8:46:40 AM
To: Derek Hale ([email protected])
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Duuudeee, you almost got me there!
It took me ages to figure out that that was an April Fool’s prank!
I thought either you or I was going insane.
And the wolf thing omg!! The funny thing is, I was almost ready to believe that I just accidentally got wrapped up in some supernatural werewolf drama.
LOL I’m pretty gullible.
So I guess you figured out that I called you a wolf because of your e-mail address. Why do you even have that? Lmao
Ps.: Sorry I didn’t reply until today. I work Tuesday through Friday from 8 am to 3 pm.
Hey now that you’ve pranked me I officially consider us friends, and friends usually don’t just talk through e-mailing so.... you could call me on my cell if you want to talk or something?
My number is 1920-518511 (:
Re: Need Help with my Computer
From: Derek Hale ([email protected])
Sent: Wednesday, April 4, 2017 1:27:05 PM
To: Stiles Stilinski ([email protected])
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right.
It was a prank. I’m fun like that.
But I don't get how you could possibly consider us friends from those few conversations.
We’ve never met,
I don’t even know what you look like!
Re: Need Help with my Computer
From: Stiles Stilinski ([email protected])
Sent: Wednesday, April 4, 2017 1:45:31 PM
To: Derek Hale ([email protected])
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Well then it’s time we got to know each other!
But that's hard to do through just e-mails
Re: Need Help with my Computer
From: Stiles Stilinski ([email protected])
Sent: Wednesday, April 4, 2017 1:58:20 PM
To: Derek Hale ([email protected])
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come on Just text me dude: 1920-518511
Re: Need Help with my Computer
From: Derek Hale ([email protected])
Sent: Wednesday, April 4, 2017 2:03:50 PM
To: Stiles Stilinski ([email protected])
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I could so report you for harassment.
Re: Need Help with my Computer
From: Derek Hale ([email protected])
Sent: Wednesday, April 4, 2017 2:40:01 PM
To: Stiles Stilinski ([email protected])
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FINE