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Jaskier had already made his bed, unpacked both his suitcases and started to read through the house rules but there was still no sign of his roommate. It was getting past midnight and breakfast was due at seven in the morning so he decided to just go to bed and at least try to get some rest.
He turned off the lights, lay down and wrote one last message before he put his phone on the nightstand. He stared into the darkness for several minutes and sighed. He must have just nodded off when he heard a noise outside the window.
Jaskier sat up straight in bed when the window was pushed open and muffled his scream as a dark figure leapt inside the room. “What the - “ He pressed himself as close to the wall as possible, heart racing in his chest.
The intruder turned on the lamp on the bedside table. It was a tall man in a black hoodie and black trousers. “Who the fuck are you?” he growled at Jaskier.
“Who the hell are you ?” Jaskier just squeaked back. He was paralysed by his fear.
“This is my room.” The man snarled.
“You - You’re Geralt?” Jaskier stuttered.
“‘s none of your fucking business.” He closed the window and shoved off his shoes before he turned back to Jaskier. “You’re the new one?” Jaskier nodded. “One rule: don’t touch my fucking things or they won’t find your body before the maggots have eaten half of your face. Clear?”
“Fuck, yes, ok.” Jaskier gasped and pressed his blanket to his heaving chest.
Geralt glared one last time at him, then he turned around, turned the lamp back off and climbed fully clothed in his bed.
Jaskier sank back down on his pillow and tried not to think too hard about this first meeting with his charming new roommate.