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1. Hi Can I Get Uhh by coolumbidae

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Feb 2022

   Tags

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   • Number Five | The Boy/Diego Hargreeves
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
   • Diego Hargreeves
   • Aged-Up Number Five | The Boy
   • Alternate Universe - Modern: Still Have Powers
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Ableist Language
   • Hurt Diego Hargreeves
   • Soft Number Five | The Boy
   • Head Injury
   • Wound Care
   • Protective Number Five | The Boy
   • Blood and Violence
   • Established Relationship

   Summary

   Five does not appreciate Diego getting himself kidnapped. Not one fucking bit. Especially by a group of brain dead criminals that can’t even spell ‘hostage’ correctly on a device that has autocorrect.

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   In which Five has to go save his incompetent boyfriend at 3:30 in the morning.

   Language:

   English

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