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  1. Rhapsody in Ass Major by ,

    Fandoms: Dragon Age II, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types  

    27 Mar 2016

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    DA2 AU in which both Carver and Bethany survive, and there are three older Hawke siblings. And all of them are Purple. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll want to set Fenris on fire a couple times. Nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing, but they’ll do it anyway! At least people usually know who the fuck they’re doing… Except that one time. Starts cracky, but gets semi-serious, decently quickly. Never gets entirely serious, because hello, Purple Hawke does not ‘serious’. Or at least three of them don’t all at once. IT’S A GODDAMN ROMANCE. JUST READ IT.

    "Why does everyone keep saying 'ass'?" said either Anton or the pile of blankets in his shape.

    The three brothers Hawke, and their ludicrous adventures in ass-grabbing good times.

     

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