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"You shouldn't have come here, love; vampires in the home-town of the Slayer is never a good idea."
"I don't know what's funnier, that you have an accent like that and call this your home-town, or that you think that day-glo mess on your head is a 'do that's actually still in style."
Spike's eyes go wide at the burn - apparently, this Buffy is a new snarkier brand of vampire - but he is the one and only Slayer, the Chosen one, which means no matter how smart or attractive she is, he'll see to it that she's dust in the wind before too long.