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Name: Harry Hook.
Known Aliases: Uma's First Mate, The Lost Revenge's Mate; Hook's Boy; The Hook Boy; That Psycho Kid With A Hook; That Kid Who Stole Cruella de Vil's Car, I Don't Know What He Was Thinking. (That last one is a long story.)
Nicknames or Other: None. I would like to state here that Harry is not a nickname for Harrison or Harold or any other name. My name is Harry. Just Harry.
Date of Birth or Best Guess: On a dark and stormy night, shortly before my sister turned five. So Novemberish.
Place of Birth: The Jolly Roger.
Favorite Color: Red.
Favorite Activity: Pirating and sailing, obviously.
Favorite School Subject: Accelerated Piracy: Hostage Taking and Threatening; Sword and Daggers; Evil Schemes and Nasty Plots.
Father's Name (or alias): Captain James Hook, dread pirate of the seven seas, bosun to Blackbeard, scourge of Never Land!
Mother's Name (or alias): Zarina Sidhe Hook, of Pixie Hollow, of Never Land.
Father's Profession: Captain of the Jolly Roger! Duh!
Mother's Profession: None, since she's dead. But before the Isle, she was a fairy alchemist, experimenting with our their the magic dust. And she was the best pirate this side of the Isle-she could swordfight like nobody's business. She taught me and my sisters.
Who is your favorite of the first wave of VKs? There is no wrong answer. Uma.
(Look, by first wave of VKs you could technically mean any VKs to get off the Isle before us. Besides for those four traitors, there's also Uma, my little sister, and Dr. F's oldest daughter. I don't know Freddie that well, and if Calista hears that I said she was my favorite I'll never live it down. So I'm doing Uma. Obviously. She's my captain.)
(And don't you dare say I didn't meet the requirements. This is within the rules. I thought you would have learned not to try to pull a loophole past a Hook, after what happened with Pan and my father.)
In your own words, tell us why you want to come to Auradon. There is no wrong answer. No wrong answer, then? Okay. You said it, not me.
I don't want to come to Auradon. You abandon us here and forget about us and then you act like we're supposed to come crawling to you grateful for a chance to leave? No thank you! I have my pride!
And you're only taking four kids. I'm first mate! I can't leave the whole crew behind! You've already taken Uma; you want to separate us even more?
What do I want? I want my captain back. Better yet, I want the entire crew off the Isle and reunited with Uma.
So why am I filling this out? My sister is making me, that's why.
Signature: Harry Hook.
THERE! I WASTED MY TIME FILLING OUT THIS STUPID AURADON APPLICATION! HAPPY NOW, HARRIET?