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The first thing Judy felt when she woke up was pain in her stomach.
There was no court hearing and no tv recording today so she woke up later than usual.
As she lay in bed, she felt the urge to let one rip, so she did.
The fart was very loud and it temporarily relieved the pain in her stomach, but the pain quickly came back.
Judy felt another one building it and she let it rip, feeling temporary better again.
For the next few minutes, Judy lay in bed scrolling through her phone, letting farts rip.
When she finally got up to go to the bathroom, nothing came out but gas.
She got into the shower, letting out a few farts in there.
Leaving the bathroom, she let another one rip.
She made her way downstairs to the kitchen where her friend, Shelly, was making breakfast.
"Good morning," Shelly says when she sees Judy.
"Morning," Judy says. "I should warn you I have been gassy all morning."
"Gassy?"
Judy nods as she takes out a cigarette pack and lighter. "I have been letting them rip ever since I woke up. I think last night's dinner upset my stomach." She lit the cigarette, taking a deep drag before exhaling the smoke.
The two talked as Shelly cooked and Judy smoked. As they talked, Judy continued to let farts rip, each one becoming louder, longer, and smaller.
"I hope breakfast doesn't upset your stomach even more," Shelly says as Judy lets another loud one rip.
Judy chuckles as she takes a drag of her cigarette.
Shelly smiles. "It's a good thing you don't have a case today."
Judy let another one rip, but this was a wet one.
Shelly saw the look on Judy's facing and she couldn't help but giggle. "As I said, it's a good thing you don't have a case today."
Judy slowly stood from her chair before slowly starting to walk out of the kitchen.
She had crapped herself.