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Caitlyn: Hi, I’m Caitlyn, and you are?
Vi: I’m very gay.
Caitlyn: That’s… nice? But I meant your name?
Vi: I can take yours if you let me.
Caitlyn: Okaaaay…
[Caitlyn disappears]
Vi, to herself: Nice, she’s totally into me. Nailed it!
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Mel: I’m sorry, Jayce, it’s not me, it’s you.
Jayce: I understand— Wait, shouldn’t it be “it’s not you, it’s me”?
Mel: No, Jayce, it’s definitely you. We’re breaking up because of you. I just felt I needed to stress that.
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Jayce: And she broke up with me!
Viktor: There are plenty more fish in the sea, my friend.
Jayce: I don’t want fish, I want a loving partner.
Viktor, to himself: Some ‘genius’ you are…
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Vi: Jinx, repeat after me.
Jinx: Okay!
Vi: No.
Jinx: No.
Vi: Blowing up.
Jinx: Blowing up.
Vi: Anything.
Jinx: Anything.
Vi: Great, now all together:
Jinx: I’m gonna blow up something!
Vi: JINX NO.
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Jinx: I’m gonna go out, be home late!
Silco: Are you going out with a boy?!
Jinx: What? No, Dad, no!
Silco: Ah, okay, then there’s nothing I need to worry about.
Jinx, to herself: One day he’ll finally realise that I’m a lesbian.