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1. Lazarus by Abbey_Normal

   Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!, Shall We Date?: Obey Me! (Anime)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M, Multi, F/M
   • Work in Progress

   05 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Demon Brothers/Main Character (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)
   • Barbatos/Main Character (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)
   • Lucifer/Main Character (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)
   • Main Character/Mammon (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)
   • Leviathan/Main Character (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)
   • Main Character/Satan (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)
   • Asmodeus/Main Character (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)
   • Beelzebub/Main Character (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)
   • Belphegor/Main Character (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)
   • Main Character (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)/Original Character(s)
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Main Character (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)
   • Lucifer (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)
   • Mammon (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)
   • Leviathan (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)
   • Asmodeus (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)
   • Satan (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)
   • Beelzebub (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)
   • Belphegor (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)
   • Diavolo (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)
   • Barbatos (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)
   • Simeon (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)
   • Romance
   • Suspense
   • Blood
   • Major Character Injury
   • Temporary Character Death
   • He gets better
   • Slow Burn
   • MC does not forgive and forget like an asshole
   • PTSD
   • Nightmares
   • Eventual Reconciliation
   • Eventual harem goal
   • MC is a bisexual disaster
   • Some Humor
   • possible ooc behavior
   • Angst
   • Touch-Starved
   • they all really need a hug
   • Self-Indulgent
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Asphyxiation
   • Creepy Characters
   • Canon Divergent
   • My Lucifer is better because he’s less of an asshole and still hot
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Past Child Abuse
   • Past Abuse
   • Magic
   • Angels
   • Demons
   • Smut
   • Masturbation
   • Mental Instability
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Hurt/Eventual Comfort
   • Horror
   • Mild Horror
   • Gore
   • Mild Gore
   • Dialogue Heavy
   • Introspection
   • Friends With Benefits
   • Just Friends
   • Pop Culture
   • Pop Culture References
   • Toxic Relationships
   • Canon-Typical Toxic Relationships
   • Canon-Typical Negligence
   • Dramatized Events from Main Game

   Summary

   Alex is a perfectly normal young man with a perfectly normal (read: boring) life. He works a normal job, eats normal food, and has generally abstained from hallucinogenic drugs.

   At least, that’s what he keeps reminding himself of as he stares incredulously at an unnaturally pretty man who is apparently the prince of hell. How in god’s name did he wind up here? And what the hell is this RAD that Demonic Prince Charming is talking about?

   ----

   What a fantastic day this has been, Alex thought. There’s no way this is going to go well, he glanced at the brothers, Satan barely turning in time to hide a conniving smirk. Definitely not going to go well at all. I pray to whatever god deigns to listen that I just make it out of this shit alive.

   -----

   (Alternate title: “3000 years of slow burn, poor humor, angst, depression, the stages of grief, and eventual recovery before Alex finally finds love with hot supernatural people.” It’s more romantic and angsty than that, though, I promise).

   Self-indulgent to the max. Be warned. I’m writing for myself, after all!

   Series

   • Part 1 of Dead Man Walking

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   222,078

   Chapters:

   33/?

   Comments:

   390

   Kudos:

   791

   Bookmarks:

   162

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