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ZOOM!! That stunnjng man zooms past you on that iconic MEESTOR SKOOTIE (mr scooty) of his. he finishes the race fjrst place.
"wa" wa'ed wlauigi as took his first place trophy. now he was going to make an announcement.
wllauiig coughs down the microphone, "y/n bby girl come here pls"
omg!! you shyly waddle upto the lanky purple man and look at his orb eyes. "h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi babe................"
waluigi turns to the crowd, "LOOK AT MY GF YOOOO"
then the crowd cheers.
meanwhile toad suffocates in the bg because his airways tightened.