Ilmachoboy_bread3
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Don't you want to go APESHIT?! by Ilmachoboy_bread3
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types
25 Jul 2022
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Reader has the urge to go apeshit and our beloved trashman is up for it
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Depressed Dungeon Bat meets Depressed German Bread by SterlingFiction
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Bernd das Brot | Bernd the Bread (TV)
12 Mar 2023
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I have decided that Bernd and Snape have the same level of depression.
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'He truly believed he had nothing, and no one left who'd want to be near him...Not in a god damn lifetime will you let that be true.'
You take care of your friend by safety-proofing his home, self-value, and trust. You sticking around might be the second chance Ford needs to be a better friend and rediscover his own worth. (What if you in turn have your own self-worth issues and you both might be the friend that each other needs?)Well, either way, you’re determined to stick by his side, well into the night, even when he’s at his worst!!
(Turns out his "issues" aren't just psychological...they're a little weirder than that. No - unhinged. No wait - insane?
"Sure they are! What's your point?")
((This story is like Bohemian Rhapsody: Calm (Ch. 1-8), then insane (Ch. 9-14), then epic (Ch. 15-22)!))
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An answer to a question you wouldn't think to ask is yes, there are postal offices in Hell. You would know, you fell into one when you got there. Now, after being tricked into signing a deal with the man who owns it you are now an eternal employee of that very same postal office. Now, how likely would it be that you will eventually be sent off to deliver a letter to one of the most dangerous individuals in Hell?
Short answer, much more likely than you had anticipated. Long answer, would be this story.
[Reader uses They/Them]
[COMPLETED BEFORE S2//LAST EDITED: 10/14/25]
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Alternative Title: Everything that can go wrong in a grocery store does
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21 Feb 2023
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In the Lap of the Gods by Thornvale
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Oct 2021
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Crowley is Chamuel, Archangel in theory and Heaven’s agent on Earth for the past four-thousand-and-something years, but his purpose and reason for being still eludes him.
Aziraphale is Azazel, a tempestuous demon with a ghastly past that is seemingly fresh on the scene and raring to fight for his newly earned position on Earth.
Upon the grim extinction of Chamuel’s former adversary, the pair come to an Arrangement that sees them moving together through modern history, attempting to make sense of who they are and what it means to find a home where they least expect it.
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24 Aug 2022