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    You know you are no longer useful to Orochimaru. After an incident that largely leaves you incapable as a nin, you consider yourself lucky not to be exterminated like the rest of the failed assets. To survive, you take on the mantle of Mother Hen of the compound, saddling yourself with the chores that no one else quite has the time or desire for.

    Perhaps this is what qualifies you. Because on one seemingly mundane day, Kabuto hands you a glass vial in addition to Uchiha Sasuke’s usual set of pills for you to deliver.

    “When you see him,” Kabuto says, “take a sample of his semen too. He’s in cell block eight.”
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    In which Orochimaru loses his patience with Sasuke and finds an alternative route for a host Uchiha. You're just not how sure you got roped into all of this.

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