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Bro. by lost_in_dark_places for ModernArt2012
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Hawkeye (Comics)
17 Apr 2015
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Summary
Clint invites Bucky over for pizza and an accidental gang war. or Something. He really didn't think this through. It's a problem he has. Bucky shows up with a bag of guns. Kate meets another of her heroes and is way more impressed with this one.
Bucky makes a plan. It almost works.
Series
- Part 8 of The Asset, his Mission
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Snarky, bamf Bucky
“So now they hate me.” Clint says, “They’ve been makin’ all kinds of issues around the neighborhood, and now they’re harassing people coming to and from the building—”
“I know,” Buck says.
“—And I’m sick of it. There are little kids in this building, they don’t need that shit.” Clint says crossing his arms and looking defiant.
“Okay.” Bucky says. Clint blinks.
“Okay?” Clint and Ms. Bishop say.
“You don’t need to give me a pitch, I’m here, I have guns.” Bucky says, “What do you want me to do with them?”
Clint and Bishop exchange a look.
“I will use this power only for good.” Clint says.
“Damn right you will, or this power will punch you repeatedly in the face until you snap out of it.” Bucky says.
“I like him.” Bishop says to Clint.
“Strangely,” Bucky says, “I have yet to hear anything like a plan.”
“I expected to have to work up to it more.” Clint says.He pushes through the door with a little more fanfare than necessary, but suddenly he has the attention of (eight) armed tracksuits (bludgeons/baseball bats only, no sign of concealed firearms).
All eight tracksuits take a moment to consider their life choices.
“Do we have a problem, gentlemen?” Bucky asks.
“Bro. We ain’t got no problem with you, Bro.” One of them says.
“Yeah, bro, it’s that other Bro.” Another says.
“Well, then, we do have a problem.” Bucky says, “Because I don’t approve of pissy gangbangers fucking with my associates.”
“Bro. Do you even know what he did? Bro earned this.”
“I do not know, or care.” Bucky says, “He’s mine. Fuck off.”
(“Oh, really, I’m yours now?” Barton says.)
(“You don’t want him, trust me.” Kate says.)
“We can do this easy or hard.” Bucky says, “Walk away, right now, and you won’t regret it. Stay. . . .”
“And what, Bro?” one of the tracksuits says. Bucky chambers a round and shoots him: the impact knocks him on his ass, and probably cracks some ribs.
“Well, then, things are going to get unpleasant.” Bucky says.
(“He’s my new favorite.” Kate says.)
(“But. . .he doesn’t even like arrows.” Clint says.)
“Bro. Who the fuck do you think you are, Bro?” One of the other tracksuits screams, and the Asset’s reflexes have the shotgun trained on him, ready to fire.
“_I? I am a ghost._” the Asset says, “_In Russia they called me the Winter Soldier, and my history is written in the blood of men greater than you._”
(“What the—?” Bishop says.)
(“Yeah, he does that.” Barton answers.)
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Clint and Bucky shenanigans