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1. you could give an asprin the headache of its life by GalaxyGhosty for timidbravado

   Fandoms: Markiplier TV (Web Series), Jacksepticeye Power Hour (Web Series), Video Blogging RPF  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Dec 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Darkiplier (Markiplier TV)/Sean McLoughlin
   • Sean McLoughlin
   • Darkiplier (Markiplier TV)
   • Felix Kjellberg
   • Background & Cameo Characters
   • Chase Brody
   • Jameson Jackson
   • Alternate Universe - Actors
   • Alternate Universe - Bodyguard
   • Paparazzi
   • Harassment
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Slow Burn
   • no beta we die like men
   • Coming Out
   • Date Rape Drug/Roofies
   • Communication
   • Hand Jobs
   • Blow Jobs
   • Dirty Talk
   • Friends with Benefits
   • Pining
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Panic Attacks
   • Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued

   Summary

   AU. Jack really can’t complain too much about his life. Except for this very second.

   -or-

   Jack's an upcoming actor, and after The Incident a few months ago, his agent has decided he needs a bodyguard. Enter Damien, dark and mysterious and full of secrets, and also the world's most annoying protector there is. It's just a shame that everyone thinks they're dating now.

    

   [edit 3/24/23] this fic is now discontinued read at your own risk

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