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ShibusawaTatsuhiko created group chat
Shibusawa added DazaiOsamu, FyodorDostoyevsky
ShibusawaTatsuhiko renamed ShibusawaTatsuhiko ‘Apple Brother’
Apple Brother renamed FyodorDostoyevsky ‘Demon Brother’
Apple Brother renamed DazaiOsamu ‘Suicidal Brother’
2:25 pm
Suicidal Brother: 2:26 pm
eyo wtf?
Demon Brother: 2:27 pm
Tatsuhiko explain yourself you living corpse
Suicidal Brother: 2:27 pm
look who’s talking
Demon Brother: 2:27 pm
Shut up
Apple Brother: 2:28 pm
Brothers!!
: I have created this group chat as a way for us to bond!!
Demon Brother: 2:28 pm
Ughhh
Suicidal Brother: 2:28 pm
Apple brother? more like apple obsessed brother :P
Apple Brother: 2:28 pm
i’m going to pretend i didn’t see that (๑^◡^๑)
Suicidal Brother: 2:28 pm
omg he’s ruining kaomojis for me
Demon Brother: 2:29 pm
lol
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Apple Brother: 5:37 pm
What are you both doing now?
Demon Brother: 5:38 pm
What do you care?
Suicidal Brother: 5:38 pm
brainstorming possible murder plots but instead of being effective, making them as flashy and unsolvable as possible without having any actual intention of acting on them while playing chess
Demon Brother: 5:38 pm
goddammit, Osamu
Apple Brother: 5:39 pm
ah okay
:...
: you two play chess together?
Suicidal Brother: 5:40 pm
occasionally, if we have a chance. would u like to join?
Demon Brother: 5:40 pm
no!
Apple Brother: 5:40 pm
Of course I would, perhaps we could all meet up in my palace for a game night. A battle of wits befitting for only the three of us!
Demon Brother: 5:41 pm
Absolutely not, those suits you make us wear are absolutely atrocious.
Apple Brother: 5:42 pm
I never said you had to wear the suits, just that you had to wear white and then offered the suits—and may or may not have claimed I would cry if you didn’t wear them.
Suicide Brother: 5:42 pm
Oh, really~?
Apple Brother; 5:42 pm
Mhm
Demon Brother: 5:42 pm
ugh
Apple Brother: 5:43 pm
Do you really despise us that much?
Demon Brother: 5:43 pm
Undoubtedly.
Suicidal Brother: 5:43 pm
(｡•́︿•̀｡)
Demon Brother: 5:44 pm
your disgusting kaomojis have no effect on me
Suicidal Brother: 5:44 pm
…
: 凸(¬_¬)
Demon Brother: 5:44 pm
:/
Apple Brother: 5:44 pm
As.. endearing.. as this is! I suggest we all stop talking before one of you actually decide to act on those murder plots you’ve concocted!
Demon Brother: 5:45 pm
Too late.
Suicidal Brother: 5:45 pm
too late.
:...
Demon Brother: 5:45 pm
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Apple Brother: 5:46 pm
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: I swear, no matter what anyone says the resemblance is uncanny—