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M Johnson : Hey I know we graduated like four years ago and I haven’t really talked to any of you since but you guys saw the news too, right?
Kassie (academy) : Mr Graham finally got sum
J Rodriguez : good for him
G Clark : good fro him
M Johnson: He killed someone, wasn’t there some kind of betting pool??
A Hill: Graham got some? That weird sweaty guy?
F Walter: Can we talk about how Maria said he killed someone…
J Rodriguez : was only a matter of time until he did, I’m more interested in who would date that guy. He smelled of wet dog…
Tessa Adams(academy) : idk found him kinda hot, at least the picture they showed of him on the news
L Brown : omg are you serious, he’s a serial killer
I Nguyen : I said six years. I think I’m the closest.
Tessa Adams (academy) : yeah he became hot… he wasn’t when he was teaching but now…
Tessa Adams (academy) : I had 4 and a half I’m closer
F Walte r : I had 2 :(
N Scott : I find his bf kinda hot tbh, Graham still looks like a wet dog to me.
Kassie(academy) : nah he’s hot too but his bf… god damn
Kassie(academy) : I only had a year :(
N Scott : I think I had four
L Brown
:
Are you guys serious… they're serial killers
L Brown
:
also I had five years. We made the list five years ago so I win
M Johnson : how much money did we put in anyways and does anyone still have the pool list
J Rodriguez : I think we all put in 50 dollars or so
L Carter: I have the pool, hold on
Kassie(academy) : yeah 50
Tessa Adams(academy) : yeah sounds right
O Nelson : honestly just surprised he lasted that long… I had like 4 months
* L Carter sent a picture *
J Rodriguez : yeah I think Layla wins
L Brown : haha I win!
I Nyugen : oh man
Kassie(academy) : You got paypal?
A Hill : can we come back to the that some of you find our former professor hot
L Brown : Yes! My paypal is *paypal*
Tessa Adams : Anthony he’s not even 10 years older than most of us. You’re the only one who finds it weird
Kassie(academy) : I paypaled you the 50!
Kassie(academy) : he’s 9/10 and his boyfriend is a 12/10
I Nguyen : me too
A Hill : his boyfriend is like 60 right. And he’s also like 40 or 50
G Clark: professor Graham is gay? Never would have suspected that tbh
Kassie(academy) : homophobic
I Nyugen : Homophobic
G Clark : I’m literally married to a woman
Kassie(academy) : still
G Clark : and he’s not hot he’s a 3/10
J Rodriguez : you’re a lesbian that doesn’t count
G Clark : his bf is hot though
G Clark : @ J Rodriguez aren’t you a straight guy…
Tessa Adams : @ A Hill okay maybe his bf is a bit old but I think professor Graham is like 45 at best and that’s only 4 years older than my husband
A Hill : it’s not about how old he is it’s about how he was our professor in the academy
J Rodriguez : I mean it’d be weird if he was like our highschool teacher or college professor but I don’t think this is weird. Most of us were like 30 or so when he was our professor….
Kassie(academy) : starting to think Rodriguez isn’t so straight after all ;)
I Nguyen : I think his boyfriend is only like 55 or so that’s a bit old for my taste but I still think he’s hot
G Clark : yeah he’s got something about him…
N Scott : that is the hottest guy I’ve ever seen oml
N Scott : @ L Brown paypaled you the 50 btw
L Brown : thanks
L Brown : Seriously? These guys are serial killers… I think the other guy killed like 60 people… most of us are FBI agents now we shouldn’t thirst over these guys we should catch them!
Kassie(academy) : I’m a teacher now.. Couldn’t handle the job… but is it weird that that only makes him hotter for me…
A Hill : yes
L Brown : yes
J Rodriguez : yeah kinda
M Johnson : we should all do a graduate meetup!
I Nguyen : @ Kassie(academy) yeah that’s pretty weird
L Brown : yeah I’d love to see all of you again!
Kassie : Do we invite Mr Graham and his boyfriend…
L Brown : No!
M Johnson : How about in 2 months, I know a great venue in Virginia. Y’’know, near the academy
M Johnson : Kassie they’re serial killers…
M Johnson : besides I’m pretty sure they’re in europe and also two of the most wanted people in the country
Kassie(academy) : :(
I Nguyen : Kassie no…
J Rodriguez : in two months sound good, what exact date would you say
L Brown : @ Kassie(academy) where would we even send the invitation they’re on the run no one knows where they are
M Johnson: third april. That’s a saturday
L Carter : I’m free there, would love to come!
G Clark : me too!
Tessa Adams : yeah I’m free there too
M Johnson : alright I’ll send out a formal invitation to you all and I’ll book the venue
Kassie(academy) : we could try putting out a newspaper advert, maybe he’ll see it
L Brown : Oh my god Kassie please
J Rodriguez : to be honest if we knew where he was I’d invite him too. I find it funny. Don’t think he’d come though we’re almost all FBI :(
M Johnson : would be fun talking to him again though… He’d probably kill us but I wanna know the background to him. How do you go from being an FBI educator to being a serial killer…
J Rodriguez : He talked about thinking like a serial killer for a living and did this creepy thing where he did the stuff himself in his head to reconstruct everything.
J Rodriguez : like I said it was only a matter of time for him. That guy was already thinking like a killer…
F Walter : isn’t that why we made the pool in the first place…
A Hill : to be honest I already thought he had killed a few people when they let him teach and just ignored it because they needed him
F Walter : he knew way too much about that stuff to not have killed someone and that whole “think like a killer” thing… creepy
A Hill : didn’t they already think he killed a bunch of people once… like wasn’t he in BHCI for a while
J Rodriguez : yeah but I think that wasn’t him, that was Chesapeak
Kassie(academy) : isn’t his bf the Chesapeake
F Walter : what..
J Rodriguez : omg seriously…
M Johnson : yeah I think it’s him. He was in BHCI for like 3 years and apparently Graham helped him escape
L Brown : you can’t make this shit up honestly… wtf
A Hill : explains why he was so obsessed with the Chesapeak Ripper though…
F Walter : you think they were already dating back then…
M Johnson : his name is Hannibal Lecter I think
I Nguyen : Do you think he knew?
Kassie(academy) : yes
F Walter : to which one
Kassie(academy) : both
J Rodriguez : wait Hannibal Lecter… isn’t that the guy who’d always bring him food…
Kassie(academy) : See, I said they were already dating!
A Hill : so the Chesapeake Ripper brought him Lunch while Mr Graham was swooning over him.
A Hill : he was probably only there to hear what his boyfriend said about him
L Brown : The fact that I was in the same room as the Chesapeak Ripper is freaking me out right now.
L Brown : anyone else?
I Nguyen : That guy didn’t look like a serial killer back then. More like an interior designer.
M Johnson : He does now though… he kinda creeps me out tbh.
Kassie(academy): but he’s creepy hot
L Brown : :(
F Walter : yeah he looks a bit insane to be honest but he is a serial killer so he’s probably just like that
A Hill : I’m honestly still surprised Mr Graham had someone date him. That man looked like a wet dog back then and he smelled like it too. And his boyfriend looked like some upper class snob. How the fuck did these two get together
G Clark : Murder
J Rodriguez : Murder
N Scott : commited murders together
N Scott : honestly if that guy asked me to commit murders with him I’d do it too. Mr Graham really got lucky.
L Brown : seriously?
L Brown : seriously… you’re an FBI agent
N Scott : yeah but he’s hot… I’d risk it all for him I can fully understand Mr Graham
J Rodriguez : it’s kinda romantic though… committing murders together
L Brown : I’m starting to think Mr Graham isn’t the only FBI agent who turned into a murder
A Hill : I think he was never actually an agent
J Rodriguez : don’t worry, only if my wife turns out to be a serial killer.
L Brown : :(
N Scott : Only if that Lecter guy asked me and he’s already got Graham so I won’t. Don’t worry!
M Johnson : I feel like this is getting a bit out of hand
J Rodriguez : I’m just joking haha
N Scott : I’m not
M Johnson : maybe we should stop… I mean I get finding them hot but this is a bit weird
Kassie(academy) : weren’t you the one who had a crush on Ted Bundy
M Johnson : omg Kassie that was five years ago and I wasn’t completely serious
Kassie(academy) : but yeah we should probably stop
L Brown : please
N Scott : I agree
N Scott : Lecter is still hot though
G Clark : the only man I’ve ever found attractive
J Rodriguez : me too
L Brown : are you done
Kassie(academy) : yeah
N Scott : yes sorry
J Rodriguez : yes
M Johnson :can’t wait to see you at the meet up!
L Brown : me too, it’ll be fun!
Kassie(academy) : just theoretically if I managed to invite him would I be allowed
L Brown : no
M Johnson : You could try. It’d be funny to be honest. If he shows up we could arrest him
L Brown : he won’t show up
Kassie(academy) : it’s not a problem then
L Brown : alright fine, do whatever you want
Kassie (academy)
: will do!