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1. "I'll be so careful," He said by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Inside No. 9 (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   22 Mar 2022

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • SPC Varney/Reader
   • SPC Varney
   • Reader
   • Wowee this has been a while in the making
   • uhhh one sec
   • some violence because hello hes a vampire
   • graphic depictions of domesticity
   • potentially excessive tea mentions (sorry)
   • hes landlord-adjacent
   • barely plot compliant im gonna be honest
   • its just a fantasy thats spiralled out of controlled
   • uhh
   • Blood Drinking
   • Vampires
   • Oh wait
   • character death (minor oc)
   • Murder (mentioned)

   Summary

   He tugged you inside and stood behind you in front of your cheval. You looked over your shoulder at him, frowning, but he just nodded his head at the reflection. 
   So you looked at the reflection. Then back over your shoulder. Mirror. Varney. No reflection.
   “What the fuck is happening,” you whispered. Had you finally lost it? Were you still asleep? Was this some fucked up dream? “What are you?”
   “You know what I am.” 
   You scoffed. “Shut the fuck up Varney, you’ve got to be joking.”
   “Do I look like I'm laughing?”

   You were 6 months away from finishing your PhD, and your current landlords decided it would be a perfect time to put up the rent.
   I guess you're better off answering the ad for a lodger, right? what could go wrong?

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