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2022-03-28
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2022-03-28
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The MLP Chatfic No One Asked For

Summary:

gay horses *distant cheering*

yeah so its a human high school au chatfic i think?? but its not equestria girls so dont get your hopes up sorry
im bad at summaries enjoy

Notes:

all the typos are on purpose because yknow its a chatfic-

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Pinkie: GUYS I ADOPTED AN INTROVERT

AJ: Another one?

Dashie: ooo its been a while who is it ths time

Pinkie: SO YALL KNOW THE NEW KID??

Rarity: Do you mean Twilight Sparkle?

Pinkie: YES THATS THEM !! THEYRE ACTUALLY REALLY COOL AND THEY JUST MOVED HERE FROM CANTERLOT AND DONT REALLY KNOW ANYONE SO I OFFERED TO LET THEM JOIN THE GC!!!

Pinkie: JUST WANTED TI CHECK IN WITH ALL OF YOU FIRST

Flutters: is twilight the one who wore the skirt with suspenders and the rainbow thigh-highs?

Pinkie: YES

Flutters: oh absolutely let them in

Rarity: Are they going to eat lunch with us?

Dashie: theyd better haha

AJ: Wait they were wearin what now

AJ: Sounds pretty uh

Dashie: if ur gonna say gay then youd be rigth I saw them blush when rarity started talking to em earlier

Rarity: And I don't blame them! My hair is freshly dyed today after all

 

𝗣𝗶𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 𝗣𝗶𝗲 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽

 

Pinkie: OKAY THEYRE IN

Twilight: Hi?

AJ: howdy!!

Dashie: omg hi welcome to the gc

Flutters: hi

Rarity: Welcome darling!

Pinkie: HOW ABOUT SOME INTRODUCTIONS FOR TWILIGHT? ILL GO FIRST!

Pinkie: IM PINKIE PIE, AND I USE SHE/THEY/IT/XE/POP PRONOUNS!!

Pinkie: IM ALSO TRANS FEM AND GIRLFLUX IF U HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ON MY NEOPROMOUNS JUST DM ME!!

Pinkie: **NEOPRONOUNS

Rarity: I'm Rarity, we've already met, and I am transgender and use she/her.~

AJ: I'm Apple Jack, though I usually just go by AJ. I use they/she/it and m not good with labels but I think I'm a demigirl?

Dashie: im Rainbow Dash and I use any pronouns & some neos like xe/xir and i have no idea wut my gender is but I thjnk the word is genderqueer could be wrong tho

Flutters: I'm fluttershy im trans she/they

Twilight: Woah that was a lot of messages all at once!! Gimme a sec to read all these haha

Twilight: okay cool! Ig I should introduce myself too??

Twilight: I'm Twilight Sparkle, I'm nonbinary but also trans fem and I use they/she/ze pronouns.

AJ: Nice to meetcha Twilight! Hope ya enjoy the gc

Flutters: i second that

Dashie: also u have a rockin fashion taste if thats what you usually wear

Twilight: Thank you!! The skirt and suspenders combo is actually one of my favorite looks. The tie is new though, I like it.

Flutters: youre from canterlot right

Twilight: Yes, why? :)

Flutters: have you ever seen princess celestia in person?

Flutters: youdonthavetoanswerthatifyoudontwantto-

Twilight: Oh, I was actually her number one student! She sent me to this school to make new friends :)

Dashie: SERIOUSLY???

Dashie: thats so damn cool omfgggg

Twilight: Me and my little brother moved into the library at the center of town jsyk! Celestia said if I moved there I could also work there too, so I can have money and such!

Pinkie: TWILIGHT CAN I THROW A PARTY AT THS LIBRARY

Flutters: libraries are supposed to be quiet tho. I have never heard of a quiet party pinkie

Pinkie: OH YEAH I FORGOT

Pinkie: I TAKE BACK MY REQUEST I WILL.NOT THROW A PARTY AT THE LIBRARY

Flutters: good

Pinkie: YET

Flutters: bad

Pinkie: :(((((

Flutters: okay maybe you can throw one one day but not today okay and you have to ask twilight when you want to

Pinkie: FIIINE

Pinkie: OH WHOOPS I FORGOT IM IN CLASS

Pinkie: HE WANTS MY PHONE WJAT DO I DO

Dashie: dont do it lol

Flutters: Give the teacher your phone :(

Rarity: Pinkie I completely forgot you actually have a class this period haha

Pinkie: I DONT HAVE ENOUGH STUDY HALLS :((

Dashie: like 90% of my day is study halls haha

Dashie: study hall gang B)

Rarity: B)

AJ: B)

Flutters: Pinkie how many study halls do you have??

Pinkie: I ONLY HAVE ONE AND ITS LAST PERIOD BUT ONLY EVERY OTHER DAY

Pinkie: MY SCHEDUKE IS STUPID

Twilight: I don't have any study halls at all :(

Twilight: I couldn't choose which classes I wanted so I chose as many as I could

Rarity: Bad decision dear, trust me

Rarity: Just about all of us have done that

Flutters: never fun

Dashie: haha ive never done that

Flutters: thats cuz you dont even pick your classes Rainbow Dash, you just have me do it for you

Pinkie: OOOO YASS FLUTTERSHY CALL HER OUT

AJ: omg u know it's serious when Shy starts usin full names

Rarity: Omgg

Twilight: Wait didnt Pinkie's phone get taken by a teacher or something???

Pinkie: LOL SOME KIDS IN THE HALLWAY STARTED YELLING AND HE GOT DISTRACTED AND FORGOT HAHA

AJ: wait which kids

Pinkie: IDK BUT I THINK ONE OF THEM WAS YOUR SIBLING

AJ: oh shit brb

Twilight: AJ has a sibling?

Pinkie: YEAH THEYRE REALLY CUTE SOMETIMES

Pinkie: KIND OF A LIL SHIT SOMETIMES THO LIKE RN PROBABLY

Flutters: Are they alright with us telling strangers about their gender?

Pinkie: YEAH THEYRE PRETTY OPEN ABOUT IT

Flutters: AJ's little sibling is Apple Bloom, and they're genderfluid and use pretty much any pronouns.

Flutters: I think today they said they're using strictly they/them tho, could be wrong but I'm not risking it

Twilight: Oh nice! They sound really interesting :)

Dashie: You should see their friend group omg they're all a bunch of little gremlins

Rarity: One of them is my sister and I completely agree, she is a little shit all of the time

Dashie: Scoots is cool as hell tho they're my favorite

Flutters: Doesnt AJ's cousin sometimes hang out with them too?

Dashie: lmao which one??

Flutters: Oh whoops I forgot how big their family is

Flutters: I think it's name is Babs Seed?

Pinkie: OH YEAH I REMEMBER THEM

Pinkie: OMG I CAN HEAR AJ OUTSIDE MY CLASS IN THE HALLWAY

Pinkie: HI AJ

Rarity: What's she saying?

Pinkie: LMFAO I THINK THEYRE YELLING AT APPLE BLOOM HAHAHAJDJSBD

Pinkie: ITS SO HARD NOT TTO BREAK OUT LAUGHING IN CLASS RN ISTG

Rarity: Is my sister out there??

Pinkie: DEPENDS WHATS SHE WEARINV TODAY

Rarity: She's wearing a particularly horrendous lilac-colored dress with an oversized pink sunhat that I think belongs to our mother

Pinkie: OKAY YEAH SHES OUT THERE TOO

AJ: Ok I'm back

Dashie: what happened???

AJ: Apple Bloom was tryna sneak out of class with Scoots n sweetie but got caught cuz they were laughin too hard over the idea of gettin caught smh

Dashie: that is such a funny way to get caught and so amazingly on-brand for those 3

Twilight: Oh no the bell just rang I am not ready for next period

Rarity: What do you have next period?

Twilight: P.E. :((

Flutters: ooo

Rarity: Yikes

Dashie: OMG SAME WE HAVE GYM TOGETHER

Dashie: do u know what your gym locker number is

Twilight: Yes, although I'm not really sure what that entails?

Dashie: dw ill show u the ropes

Dashie: youll know me when u see me trust me

Flutters: for context, xe has rainbow hair

Twilight: Really???

Dashie: hell YEAH I do!!!! 😎 😎 😎

Twilight: That is really damn cool!

Twilight: Wait how will you know me though?

Dashie: well I already know what ur wearing and also youll be the only one there i won't recognize duh

Twilight: Oh yeah I forgot

Twilight: Oh no I'm late

Notes:

augh sorry its so sloppy also next chapter is gonna have actual like story stuff instead of just chatfics so look forward to that ig?