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[7:03 pm]
Mark Twain has added Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald, Lucy Maud Montgomery, Margaret Mitchell, Nathaniel Hawthorne, John Steinbeck, Howard Phillips Lovecraft, Louisa May Alcott, Herman Melville, & Edgar Allan Poe to guildchat??
John Steinbeck: dude why
Nathaniel Hawthorne: This is very unnecessary.
Mark Twain has changed Nathanial Hawthorne’s name to BIble
BIble: …Acceptable.
Mark Twain has changed John Steinbeck's name to that is a homosexual
that is a homosexual: why tf can't i change it back
Mark Twain has changed Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald's name to monoma??
monoma??: Don't forget I'm in charge of your paycheck. Heart.
Margaret Mitchell: Did he just type out "heart"?
Herman Melville: this is a pipe dream
Mark Twain has changed Howard Phillips Lovecraft's name to that is a cryptid
that is a cryptid: Oh. Hello.
that is a homosexual: hey
Margaret Mitchell: *gay
that is a homosexual: shut up
Lucy Maud Montgomery: wait no give me nickname permissions
Lucy Maud Montgomery: i wanna help
Mark Twain: huck and finn say it's okay so here
Mark Twain has given Lucy Maud Montgomery admin rights.
Lucy Maud Montgomery has changed monoma??'s name to abba stan
Herman Melville: money money money
Lucy Maud Montgomery: must be funny
Louisa May Alcott: in the rich man's world
Lucy Maud Montgomery has changed Lucy Maud Montgomery’s name to girl wearing red
girl wearing red has changed Louisa May Alcott's name to marshmallow
marshmallow: thank you...but i don't get it
girl wearing red: cause you're soft and sweet
Margaret Mitchell: aww
Mark Twain has changed Margaret Mitchell's name to lesbian
lesbian: I approve
girl wearing red has changed Mark Twain's name to 3-in-1
Herman Melville has changed Herman Melville's name to high in the sky
3-in-1: how'd you get admin privileges
high in the sky: I'm just cool like that.
3-in-1 has changed Edgar Allen Poe's name to disaster gay
disaster gay: …why
that is a homosexual: don't act like you don't know man
marshmallow: you wrote a book with over a thousand characters for him, edgar
lesbian: You go to the agency almost weekly just to visit him.
3-in-1: even though you hate everyone else
disaster gay: you can stop now thank you
abba stan has changed the chat name to knock knock it's the united states
3-in-1: PFFT B Y E
that is a cryptid: That is quite amusing.
girl wearing red: @that is a homosexual please teach howard some text terms
that is a homosexual: no i prefer to watch you all suffer
abba stan: Speaking of suffering, I have to go to the Armed Detective Agency later today. Unfortunately, we're all wanted for "crimes" and Fukuzawa has so kindly offered to help us sort it out.
marshmallow: wait what are we wanted for T~T
abba stan: Overall? Attempted murder, kidnapping, hostage-taking, terroism, assault, fraud, extortion, and destruction of property.
BIble: So much for not sinning.
abba stan: I have been charged with "giving orders to do crimes, labor racketeering, solicitation, and conspiracy".
abba stan: Lucy is under "multiple counts of kidnapping".
girl wearing red: well that's not great
abba stan: Lovecraft is being charged with "assisted terrosim, assisted murder, and abduction".
that is a homosexual: holy shit
lesbian: I'm not surprised, tbh
that is a homosexual: do not slander howard
disaster gay: and you guys say i'm whipped??
marshmallow: because you are
abba stan: Steinbeck could be under investigation for "assisting a city scale mass destruction event".
that is a homosexual: what now
that is a cryptid: We have quite the situation on our hands at this hour.
girl wearing red: john please teach him normal speech
that is a homosexual: lmao no
abba stan: Edgar, you're coming with me and you don't have a choice.
disaster gay: this is bullying
lesbian: No, you just need a date.
girl wearing red: can i come too please
3-in-1: let's all go!
that is a homosexual: please no
that is a homosexual: HOW DID YOU GET TO MY ROOM SO QUICKLY WHAT THE FUCAKFWJFA
3-in-1: we're all going :)
BIble: I find that smile slightly menacing.
3-in-1: :)