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    Summary

    SecUnit: Being paid to be here (for once)
    ART: Causing problems (personal)
    Iris: Causing problems (professional)
    CombatUnit: Causing problems (recreational)

    It’s time for a chaotic corporate espionage mission normal uneventful cargo run where Murderbot is forced to navigate the private, the proprietary, the professional, and the (inter)personal. If only its so-called “friends” would let it mind its damn business and watch some media in peace.

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    Additional silly tags here to spare the wrangler:
    #trademarks #unpalatable corporate financial jargon #weaponization of finger food #weaponization of social norms #be gay do crimes #be aro do arson #bedazzling #finger painting #and other crafts #silly acronyms #tasteful memery #fellas are you multi track drift compatible? #{synchronous combat.execute} #Let The Bots Stim #occasional mood whiplash guaranteed to sprain your emotion gland or your money back #implications™ #we can work as a team now #we are consummate professionals #we are hyper competent and only a little mentally unstable #maybe the real proprietary intel was the friendships we built along the way of doing a lot of crime
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