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  1. Two Men in a Boat (to say nothing of the fog) by for ariadnes_string

    Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes (Downey films), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms  

    29 Apr 2012

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    “Eventually thirst is going to drive one, or both of us, mad and then it will come to cannibalism and you’ll have any number of reasons why it should be me who gets eaten; I want it on record that I object to being eaten.”
    “You’re being unreasonable, Watson,” Holmes said. He felt my arm and then my thigh.
    “See! You're already making plans.”
    “My dear, neither one of us is going to be called on to make the ultimate sacrifice. I have two slices of black current loaf in my pocket and, furthermore, this is the North Sea, not the North Atlantic!”

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