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Kirishima: Here's some advice—
Tachibana: …
Tachibana: I didn't ask for any.
Kirishima: Too bad! I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.
Yoshino: Violence isn't the answer.
Kirishima: You’re right.
Yoshino: *sighs with relief*
Kirishima: Violence is the question.
Yoshino: What?
Kirishima: *sprinting off* And the answer is yes!
Yoshino: *takes off her heels and runs after him* NO.
Kirishima: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Tachibana: You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Kirishima: How do I deal with my enemies?
Tachibana: Kill them.
Kirishima: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution.
Tachibana: Kill them only a little?
Kirishima: Can you keep a secret?
Tachibana: Do you know anything about my life?
Kirishima: No I do not. Good point.
Yoshino: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Tsubaki: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
Kirishima: Am I going too far?
Tachibana: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
Tachibana: Someone will die.
Kirishima: Of fun!
Kirishima: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Yoshino: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Kirishima: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically a god.
Shouma: Treat bugs the way you want to be treated.
Kirishima: Killed without hesitation.
Shouma: No.
Kirishima: You love me, right, Yoshino?
Yoshino: I feel like I should say yes without hesitation, but I also feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
Yoshino: *watching the news* Someone tried to fight a squid at the Osaka aquarium today!
Shouma: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
Tachibana: What did you do with that drug dealer's body?
Kirishima: What didn’t I do with the body?
Tachibana: …
Kirishima: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
Tachibana: I trust Kirishima.
Inamori: You think he knows what he’s doing?
Tachibana: I wouldn't go that far.
Yoshino: Fuuuuuuck.
Tsubaki: We’ve got to work on your cursing.
Yoshino: I dunno, I think I’m pretty good at it already.