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    “A goose, you see, is a large species of waterfowl. And a rather unpleasant one, to boot. As a child we kept a few on the family estate and let me tell you, they wouldn’t hesitate to have a good go at your backside, given half the chance.”
    “Uh huh.” Edward chews, and idly considers the fact that he’s been feeling a similar kind of way, as of late.

    (a lil cheeky au where ed doesnt leave with jack and nothing goes wrong)

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