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Sova added you and 4 others to Strike Team
Sova: let me clarify i did not want to make this. brimstone ordered. no offense. except cypher. full offense.
Cypher: what the fuckman. i would take a BULLET for you! !!
Sova: i wouldn't + L + ratio
Cypher: counterratio + im better at recon + ur white
Sova: your wife is dead
Neon: WOAHHH ladies ladies calm down
Cypher: the gloves are OFF, owl boy
Neon: please dont kill each other. i hate making new friends
Chamber: sadly, i have to agree. making new friends is difficult
Cypher: what makes you think we're friends, french boy? go suck a baguette you faguette
Chamber: you stalk and flirt with a dude ONE TIME to get secret information and he starts calling u slurs. fucked up.
Cypher: and i'll do it again. cracker
Chamber: that isnt a slur??
Cypher: oh i know
Cypher: if cracker was a slur i'd say it more
KAY/O: ok thats enough slur talk
KAY/O: ;ets discuss something more relevant
Neon: like how we're gonna fuck that blackmailer up!!! #striketeamftw2022
Chamber: intelligence est attractif, non? wish they can fuck me up iykwim
Sova: we're planning on capturing the dude sooo gl with that
Neon: thank god for the no fraternization rule or else chamber would probably have whored himself out to the entire vp by now
Cypher: the rule has not stopped him
Chamber: ^^^ and for the record i am not a WHORE. ur just jealous im hot and cool and sexy
Neon: never said it was a bad thing. cause being a whore isnt a bad thing ofc. unless its you. because you suck.
Chamber: why all of you hating. yall wish u could be me sooo bad
Neon: YOU TRIED TO FORCE ME INTO YOUR WEIRD RADIANT-HUMAN WAR THING WITH REYNA
Sova: his what now
Chamber: wow sova have i ever told you how hot you are???
Sova: sorry i dont like people who want my entire species dead
Chamber: youre not gonna tell brim right
Sova: im pretty surehe knows
Sova: if cypher knows, which im assuming he does, then yes he knows
Sova: i think ur forgetting most of this protocol is on a "we're-enemies-but-right-now-we're-working-together-to-take-down-a-common-enemy" term with brimstone
Neon: true tbh
KAY/O: ok seriously guys maybe we should talk about the idk mission that we have to do to capture the blackmailer???
Chamber: ok ok fine. i can be like high up and do my sniper shit like pew pew pew
KAY/O: im taking the sky right?
Sova: indeedy do. whats breach up to?
Neon: Maybe he doesnt know how technology works like brimstone
Breach: oh no i do
Breach: i just dont like you guys
KAY/O: i understand completely
Cypher: ur guys are alkl so mean.
Sova: good.
Sova: do you think ill get in trouble if i send death threats to cypher
Cypher: remember than one time when you were 23 and fell off a ladder
Sova: no. thank you for making me remember.
Sova: wait what the fuck is wrong with you
Cypher: my wife is dead
Cypher: but to be honest our relationship had been failing anyway. i devoted my life to information, not feelings. she always felt like i was cold and inconsiderate. she still loved me for some reason, though. and the last words i said to her was that i would be back in a week. i came back three months later and saw her already decaying body. nobody had come to our town to check on its citizens. everyone was gone.
KAY/O: dont say it sova.
Sova: no bitches??? no damsels??? no female acquaintances???
Cypher: what if this was my last staw
Sova: straw*
Cypher: literally threatening to kill myself rn
Sova: fine ok. youre valuable to the team i guess
Neon: sova ur such an asshole, what did the poor guy do to you
Cypher: lol i know why
Sova: he keeps too many secrets. he knows everything?? hes fucking creepy
Cypher: im right here btw
Chamber: cypher my favorite human get behind me ill fight sova for you!! #SHOOTERS4CYPHER
Sova: you want to fight? please
Sova: a fight implies equal footing. this is more akin to an execution
Cypher: shittt man he got you and he got you goooddd!!!
Chamber: ok buddy you wont be laughing when radiants rule the world
KAY/O: not with me around you "french" radiant
Breach: ok guys shut the fuck up, sage and brim just told me we actually have to. like bond or something so she gave me a list of prompts i have to ask you chuckle fucks
Breach: if you were able to time travel (in a time machine) to the event that led you to the VP, would you? my answer is yeah, i miss my prison buddies (who were better then u weirdos btw)
KAY/O: no. i do not wish to ever see mirror earth again.
Sova: tbh nothing really prompted me here. i just wanted to help people. unless theres some hidden reason in my morals that i did, i wouldnt mind. itd be cool to see how much ive grown
Chamber: ur nobility amuses me owl boy
Chamber: and yeah. the look on my double's face when i betrayed him was funny af. plus it was nice seeing brimstone so scared for his life lol
Neon: no, but also yes. im excited to, like sova, see my progress but im scared i havent learned any control at all :( sometimes it feels like my control over my radiant abilities is 0
Sova: i am not a radiant, but controlling immense power is not something so cut and dry, neon. you have a great power and you have a great care with it. youre learning, and youre doing amazing :)
Cypher: awww wholesome
Sova: I WASNT TALKING TO YOU PRICK
Cypher: ok yeah whatever. anyway my answer to the question is no
Chamber: why???
Cypher: i was very careless, one could say, with my life at the time. i am sure if past me saw i was still alive, he would make sure he finished the job
Breach: wow that was dark
Breach: like my god dude
Cypher: waiting for sova's wise words of encouragement
Sova: skull emoji x7
Cypher: What a charming man
Breach: i dont wanna do this anymore. i didnt even want to do this in the first place
Breach: but alas, the captain insists so next question
Breach: who's your least favorite agent and why
Breach: brimstone for me LOL . and you all know why
Cypher: chamber tbh. bitch was annoying asf with that stalking n shit . shoulda just asked me for the files i probably wouldve given them
Cypher: i feel like a lot of yall feel as if you cant ask me for stuff which is completely wrong. like i keep my door closed bc im usually without my mask ?? just learn to KNOCK and maybe i'll give u government secrets
Breach: good to know
Neon: ^^^ and my least favorite agent is jett. she always makes fun of me in a not-very-fun-way for not having alot of control over my radiant abilities :/
Sova: i cant believe she would do that :(. neon, if she gives you trouble, please tell someone and we'll give her a stern talking to
Cypher: ^this!!! neon we care about you, and we do not want you feeling any less because of radiant-related things. feeling inferior in that field is an awful feeling i dont wish upon anyone
Neon: u guys :(
Chamber: i agree. maybe i am the tiniest eeniest peeniest bit biased towards you, but if fraternization isnt allowed here, neither should any 'bullying' of sorts
Chamber: anywho my least favorite would probably be yoru. his arrogance is annoying as fuck
Sova: thats big coming from you lmao
Sova: and i surprisngly find yoru's company enjoyable. it is nice to be in his prescence before missions, his calm and confident demeanor always settles down some of our more anxious and rambunctious agents
Neon: thats sweet!!! and now im thinking of it? ive noticed that too. he really tries to be a prick but it just doesnt work :))
Breach: omg u losers i asked who u guys DONT like.
KAY/O: i do not dislike anyone, but i do not appreciate how phoenix always rushes into battle headfirst. though unfortunately the same could be said for most of our younger agents. other than that, skye unnerves me. maybe it is experience with her in mirror world, but she is very unpleasant there.
Cypher: whats she like? in mirrow world?
KAY/O: the day any of you need to know has not come
KAY/O: i dont like talking about what happened that day.
Cypher: understandable. take your time little toaster
KAY/O: never call me that again
Cypher: yes sir please dont murder me
Cypher: anyways, about to come claim my throne on sova's hitlist
Sova: reyna
Cypher: EXCUSE ME????? I THOUGHT I WAS UR NUMBER ONE WHAT THE FUCK. WHY ARE U ENEMY-CHEATING ON ME WITH HER?????
Sova: i have looked into her. why she hates humans. but still i cannot get it out of my mind. how could you want the eradication of an entire species? she is an enigma my mind wishes to never figure out. is there really no other way to bring her life to justice? a part of me knows the answer is yes. but i can not process it. it may sound hypocritical, but violence being the only answer is the most stark and horrifying image in my mind.
Cypher: breach can we like not get such depressing questions???? jeez dude
KAY/O: true where the fuck are the happy questions like what my favorite color is???
Breach: we are deepening our understanding of each other so we can work efficiently on the strike team operation. this is not a slumber party
Chamber: shit really?? can i leave then
Breach: i wouldnt mind that but unfortunately its not my choice
Breach: and since u wont stop fucking whining, final question: most awkward moment with another agent on the VP?
Cypher: not gonna say who 'cause privacy reasons, but i was checking my cameras while eating dinner and like mid-pasta-noodle-inside-my-mouth i saw someone put a gun to their head in their private quarters. very awkward for me to say "please dont kill yourself im like three floors away" with my mouth full to a person having a mental breakdown
Cypher: luckily they laughed so hard they dropped the gun and thanked me for "making them feel better" like youre welcom e !!!! not all heroes wear capes B)
Sova: thats actually the cutest thing ever but also the dumbest what
Sova: also r they okay????
Cypher: later had a convo w/ em about it and its sorted out
Neon: you really are a good person cypher
Cypher: ah, little firebolt, do not praise me for decency
Neon: no im being fr! youre so fucking nice and its hard to come by that nowadays
Cypher: stop u will make me feel good about myslef
Cypher: but whats ur most awkward interaction??
Neon: hmmmmm probably when jett tried to prank phoenix except it ended up being me
Neon: i smelled like eggs for weeks o(-(
KAY/O: alot of your stories include jett. it seems you are around her alot? even when she bothers you?
Neon: i think its agreeable phoenix is the most easygoing and welcoming agent here. he forced me to ahng out with them, saying since im a young agent i should hang with them
Neon: i enjoy their company, really, i swear its fine
Neon: plus it is nice cooking some filipino foods for the gang, makes me not as homesick :D
KAY/O: alright neon, if you say so
KAY/O: my most awkward interaction has actually been with cypher
Chamber: oooo excited now
KAY/O: after one of my first missions i had been damaged pretty badly, and it was very awkward being new and having to knock on cypher's door to ask for repair. now that i've been here longer its less awkward but sometimes i feel guilty
Cypher: ah dont feel guilty man. i do it because i dont mind, i promise. its not like im busy all the time. i just make it seem like that so im not pressured into social situations sometimes loll
KAY/O: regardless, i appreciate your patience with me
Cypher: <3 appreciate your prescence so its all good
Chamber: seeing viper again was very awkward because we have a bit of history
Neon: knowing you its sexual history
Chamber: NO NO I SWEAR???? we were both working on this important project that maybe kinda went haywire because of me
Cypher: oh that was an interesting thing to leanr about you ngl
Chamber: hey old pal o chum of mine please do not breathe a word of it to anyone at all at any point ever :)
Cypher: mmmmmmmmmmmaybe
Chamber: why r u so nice to everyone BUT ME
Cypher: we've been over thsi multitple times !!!
Cypher: WHEN YOU
Chamber: -STALK A DUDE FOR TOP SECRET INFORMATION AND FLIRT WITH HIM TO COVER IT UP, HES OBVIOUSLY GONNA HATE YOU
Chamber: my GOD YOU WILL NOT LET THAT GO
Sova: you guys really make the two halves of a full idiot
Chamber: oh yeah? whats your most awkward moment? huh???
Sova: raze wanted to go through the agents' music so i gave her the key to my room and told her i keep my records there , and like half an hour had passed and she still wasnt back
Sova: i walked into my room and she was LITERALLY PLAYING ALL OF THE TRACKS.
Sova: and the certain track she was listening to was not. very good for my reputation with her
Cypher: 1. ur fucking weird for putting all ur music on vinyl. its not even opera or anything. quite literally just like music from this century pressed onto vinyl bc u think ur special like . 2. what the FUCK DO YOU LISTEN TO???? THAT SHE THINKS LESS OF YOU??????
Breach: the fact that one of cypher's pet peeves is people listening to records is the funniest shit lmao
KAY/O: no seriously sova what ???? should we be concenred??? do you need to see sage???
Neon: knowing sova its probably a song that has like. two cuss words in it...
Sova: oh how i wish
KAY/O: sova, neon, brim wants u guys for a mission
Sova: we'll be there
Sova: only bc we have to tho
Chamber: are we just gonna let sova get away with that