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Park Jihyo added Im Nayeon, Yoo Jeongyeon and six others to this group chat
Park Jihyo renamed the group chat “Cool People😎”
Today at 22:22
Park Jihyo: Hello everyone!
Yoo Jeongyeon: Heyy
Minatozaki Sana: Hihi!!!
Hirai Momo: Hello :)
Kim Dahyun: Heyo!
Myoui Mina: Hi ;>
Chou Tzuyu: Hello
Im Nayeon: Wassup
Yoo Jeongyeon: Shut up old hag
Im Nayeon: HUH?
Kim Dahyun: LMAO
Minatozaki Sana: BVAVHAHAA
Hirai Momo: Pfft-
Son Chaeyoung: What is this for
Who are these people, I know nobody
Chou Tzuyu: I thought Dahyun and I were your best friends?
Son Chaeyoung: Not you guys silly
Park Jihyo: Oh so you see you guys are all my friends right?
Im Nayeon: Mhm yeah sure
Yoo Jeongyeon: Yeah totally “friends”
Park Jihyo: Whatever assholes
Anyways- We’re two months into this school year and I’m close with all of you guys and your groups in some way and somehow… So I’m hoping to bring you all close together in one big group because why not! ;)
Be nice to each other!
Son Chaeyoung: So we all go to the same school?
Chou Tzuyu: No shit sherlock
Minatozaki Sana: We do? JYP Highschool right?
Park Jihyo: Yup!
Minatozaki Sana: Omg cool! What years are you guys in? :D
I know that Jihyo, Mina and I are in our second year and I also know that Momo is in her third
Yoo Jeongyeon: Nayeon is an old hag, third year
Im Nayeon: Stfu
You’re in third year too
Yoo Jeongyeon: But I’m hip with the kids!
Im Nayeon: Never say that again
Yoo Jeongyeon: Fuck you
Kim Dahyun: I- anyways 🧍 Tzuyu, Chaeyoung and I are in first year… Lol
Park Jihyo: Actual babies right there ^^
Im Nayeon: KIDS!!! I’M YOUR OLDER SISTER!
Minatozaki Sana: Youngins.
Myoui Mina: Omg are you the kids who I see underneath the staircase during lunch?
Son Chaeyoung: THAT’S YOU STARING AT US?
WHO ARE THE OTHER TWO WITH YOU? AND WHO’S THE ONE WITH THE HIGH-PITCHED VOICE?
Minatozaki Sana: Pardon me?
Yoo Jeongyeon: 👀👀👀
Myoui Mina: I’m sorry was I not supposed to?
Son Chaeyoung: No it’s fine, I’m just shocked
Hirai Momo: I’m a part of the staring at the kids under the stairs
Son Chaeyoung: Oh and you take pride in that?
Hirai Momo: Not at all
Minatozaki Sana: I’m sure not!
Myoui Mina:...
Hirai Momo: Sana, liars go to hell
Minatozaki Sana: Be quiet.
Chou Tzuyu changed Minatozaki Sana’s nickname to “Big Fat Liar.”
Big Fat Liar: WHAT.
WHY.
Yoo Jeongyeon: BAHAHA, YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY
I LOVE IT
Im Nayeon: OMG? BAHHAUGSFHAIHAUGA
Myoui Mina: I agree !
Chou Tzuyu: I know you. And it was funny
Big Fat Liar: AND HOW DO YOU KNOW ME?
Chou Tzuyu: 170cm
Big Fat Liar: I thought you were quiet and sweet </3
Chou Tzuyu: ehe
Park Jihyo: Don’t bully Sana! She’s the nicest person in this gc!
Hirai Momo: Mhm yeah sure 😐
Big Fat Liar: Thank you mom, ilysm💞💞💞💞
Big Fat Liar changed Park Jihyo’s nickname to “Mother Dearest”
Mother Dearest: Awe, cute! ❤️
Im Nayeon: I’m sure that Jeongyeon, Momo I are the oldest in this gc because we’re all third years
Kim Dahyun: That doesn’t mean that you can be our mom
Big Fat Liar: EXACTLY.
Chou Tzuyu: And I’m sure that Jihyo is a better mother than you three!
Yoo Jeongyeon: I
Im Nayeon: what
Hirai Momo: Yikes I’m old
Big Fat Liar: Ew you’re old
Hirai Momo: Shut it. I don’t want to hear it from a Big Fat Liar
Big Fat Liar: HEY I JUST-
Hirai Momo: Nuh uh uh
Big Fat Liar: You guys make me want to go to bed early D:
Kim Dahyun: Well you should go to sleep early :) I feel like you need it
Big Fat Liar: Ugh I do…
Ok, I will! But before I go, can I get your socials?
Hirai Momo: That’s the first thing you ask-
Big Fat Liar: All. Of. Your. socials.
I’ll follow you all :D
Hirai Momo: But you know mine?
Big Fat Liar: This is a gc with more people besides you, me and Mina?
Also still say it because the others might want to follow you too👹
Hirai Momo: Oh true
@moomoomomo on most platforms
Kim Dahyun: Such a complicated username…
@dubuduubudubuu ;D
Big Fat Liar: Ooh Dubu! Like tofu?
Kim Dahyun: Yuppie!
Big Fat Liar: Oh cute :) <3
Yoo Jeongyeon: @yoobeepbeep
Im Nayeon: Jeongyeong has a dumb username
Whatever mine is @nayyoniiee
Yoo Jeongyeon: Shut the fuck up we don’t need bickering in between, at least my username isn’t @nayyoniiee
Im Nayeon: FINE WHAT THE HELL… GET TF IN DMS RN
Son Chaeyoung: OMG LMAO THEY’RE GONNA GET INTIMATE IN THERE
@strawbsnciggars is me
Chou Tzuyu: Ugly ass-
Son Chaeyoung: shut up @chewytzuyu
Chou Tzuyu: Fuck you I didn’t even finish typing
Son Chaeyoung: Whatever😐😐😐
Mother Dearest: @parkjihyos short and simple ^^ But I’m sure that I follow all of you guys already
Big Fat Liar: Alrightie! I got everyone’s :D tysm!
Now Mina… You’ve been awfully quiet right now…
Myoui Mina: Wdym it’s not concerning, I’m usually quiet
Big Fat Liar: Oh Mina… Mina Sharon Myoui… You’re a completely different person online compared to irl
Would you like to share your username 😏😏
Myoui Mina: I will not disclose my username.
Big Fat Liar: I will share it if you don’t~
Myoui Mina: I will reveal your biggest secret if you do.
Big Fat Liar: Ok never mind. My username is @sanapomu if you do get the notification :D
Ok goodnight all!!! I’ll be going to bed now, it was fun talking to you guys goodddniiigghhhtt!!!
Myoui Mina: Good night Sana <3 Sleep well
Kim Dahyun: Gn, Sana! <3
Awe Sana is sweet
Son Chaeyoung: Night Sana!
Anyways, wtf happened with Nayeon and Jeongyeon🤨🤨🤨 I’m being nosy rn
Mother Dearest: You don’t want to know.
Son Chaeyoung: Ok !
Direct Messages between Minatozaki Sana and Chou Tzuyu
Today at 23:30
Chou Tzuyu: Ok Sana I know you’re sleeping and or about to sleep right now but I need to ask you something
Minatozaki Sana: ;^^ Yes? What is it?
Chou Tzuyu: Do you own the school confessions accounts? Both on Twitter and Instagram?
And that’s your “biggest secret” too isn’t it
Minatozaki Sana: I surrender. You caught me, who told you?
Chou Tzuyu: Fucking knew it, you talk exactly like the person who writes the captions
Oh and I overheard you, Jeon Somi and mister Bang Christoper Chan talking about it that one time lol
Minatozaki Sana: Oh really? Damnit </3
Please don’t tell anyone especially Mother Goose Jihyo because she is Miss Student Council President after all and she’ll be disappointed in me and tell Principal Park and I’ll get expelled or something and you’ll never see me again and I don’t know I’ll like idfk uhhh vanish off the face of the earth ig please don’t tell him I’ll give you anything you want ok? Just keep quiet omg please I’m sorry😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Chou Tzuyu: Anything? Really? God, I cannot believe you’re older than me
Minatozaki Sana: YES ANYTHING.
Chou Tzuyu: Buy me lunch for the next three months and you have yourself a deal
Minatozaki Sana: Ok cool that’s doable, thank you so much for being hushed about it
Chou Tzuyu: No problem. I want something good tomorrow ;)
Minatozaki Sana: Yes ofc, you’ll be eating well for the next three months </3