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Washed up, washed out, and usually wasted. Draco Malfoy has found himself trying to eke out a living on the magical archipelago known as the Andanzas. Granted the jungle has a nasty habit of trying to off the local populace, but when your neighbours are drug dealers, cut-throats, and one rumoured serial killer, being an ex-Death Eater barely registers. That and he can't exactly leave since someone's stolen his plane.
In London, Hermione Granger all but sleeps in her office dreaming of the day that she can actually visit one of the places she researches for the Museum. With a treasure map, no magic, and a thin lead on a mysterious woman named Goldie, Hermione is going to realise that out in the jungle one needs to rely on the most unlikely of allies to survive.