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The Incorrect Quotes of Count Bleck and Co.

Summary:

A collection of silly ficlets based on prompts from the Incorrect Quote Generator.

Count Bleck and his minions get up to some...random stuff.

Chapter 1: Plan G

Summary:

While discussing how to stop the hero Mario from foiling their plans, Count Bleck tells his minions it's time for "Plan G."

But what happened to plans B through F?

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Count Bleck and his minions were gathered in the meeting room, discussing what to do about Mario and his friends attempting to stop their plans.

“So far, nothing we’ve done seems to have worked,” Count Bleck said, looking worried. “Count Bleck thinks it’s time for Plan G.”

“Eh?” O’Chunks scratched his head. “Don’t yeh mean Plan B?”

“No, we already tried Plan B a long time ago, explained Count Bleck.” He shook his head in frustration. “And Count Bleck decided to skip Plan C because of some...technical difficulties.”

Mimi raised her hand before chiming in. “What about Plan D?”

Everyone else nodded in agreement with the question, wondering what had happened to Plan D.

“Plan D? That was the desperate disguise attempt you pulled half an hour ago,” Count Bleck reminded Mimi.

Remembering how poorly that had gone, Mimi just nodded sadly and stared at the floor.

“And what about Plan E?” Nastasia asked. She flipped through the notes in her hand, checking the other plans she had written down for Count Bleck. “Uh, I think that was a good one, Count.”

“Count Bleck is hoping he won’t have use that plan. Mr. L’s game will end in Plan E.”

The room went quiet as the minions considered this. Of course nobody would want to carry out a plan where they lost a member of their group.

Then Dimentio said with an evil grin, “I like Plan E.”

Unsurprisingly, everyone else ignored him.

"At this point," Mr. L said slowly, "I'm afraid to ask about Plan F. Let's...just do what the Count says.”

The room was filled with murmurs of agreement, and the minions all decided it was best to move on to Plan G after all. All of them, except for Dimentio of course, who still thought Plan E sounded like a good idea.

Notes:

Original prompt:

Count Bleck: Time for plan G.
O'Chunks: Don’t you mean plan B?
Count Bleck: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Mimi: What about plan D?
Count Bleck: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Nastasia: What about plan E?
Count Bleck: I’m hoping not to use it. Mr. L dies in plan E.
Dimentio: I like plan E.