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1. Two Muppets Walk into a Bar by zuzeca

   Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   24 Apr 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Castiel/Dean Winchester
   • Castiel (Supernatural)
   • Dean Winchester
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • First Time
   • Episode: s05e03 Free to Be You and Me
   • Pranks and Practical Jokes
   • Angst and Fluff and Smut
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Implied/Referenced Abuse
   • Dirty Talk
   • Bad Dirty Talk
   • Miscommunication
   • Closet Sex
   • Not What It Looks Like
   • Sex in/on the Impala (Supernatural)
   • Biblical Allusions (Abrahamic Religions)

   Summary

   In which Dean takes Castiel to a house of questionable repute, Castiel makes an entirely reasonable assumption, and a bartender helps Castiel recreate a scene from a Rob Reiner film. Yes, that one.

   Language:

   English

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   5,090

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   1/1

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