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1. knowing me, knowing you, it's the best I can do by bodaciousdudette

   Fandoms: Askewniverse  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Apr 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jay/Silent Bob
   • Jay (Askewniverse)
   • Silent Bob
   • Fluff
   • Bathing/Washing
   • Bathtub Sex
   • Soft feelings
   • Hair Washing
   • Hand Jobs
   • hair and hands kinks?? idk they're just horny for each other
   • Based on an ABBA Song
   • Touch-Starved
   • touch as a love language
   • sharing the bath
   • they love their moms bc i said so

   Summary

   "Fuckin move up, there's enough room in the tub even with your fat ass.”

   It existed in the quiet moments.

   Series

   • Part 1 of in which abba songs dictate behaviour

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,274

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   5

   Kudos:

   137

   Bookmarks:

   7

   Hits:

   996