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January 1st, 2011.
Have decided to take control of my life, if only so next year I don’t end up hung-over and listening to sad songs on depressing playlists while drowning my sorrows in a pint of Chubby Hubby.
Resolution number one: stop drinking.
Resolution number two: find someone to bring home to meet the parents so my mother will stop playing match-maker.
Resolution number two point five: stop flirting with everyone who gives you ‘the look’. Even if they have a nice ass. Or an accent. Especially if they have a nice ass and an accent and they give you ‘the look’.
Dean Winchester is a single, 31 year old mechanic who realises after a particularly horrendous New Year's Eve that he needs to change his life. He resolves that this year, he's going to get his act together: he's going to stop drinking, stop flirting with the cute Cajun man who just so happens to be his boss, and find someone to settle down with.
If only his mother would stop throwing the devastatingly attractive but annoyingly awkward Castiel Novak at him every chance she got.