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Jason *not dead* Todd: The Terminator did it again.
Dick Grayson: What did he do??
Jason *not dead* Todd: He pissed me off. He thinks he can keep going like this, but I’m gonna outsmart him!
Bruce Wayne: WHO! IS! THE TERMINATOR!
Jason *not dead* Todd: Give it up, World’s Worst Detective. You haven’t figured it out by now, you’ll never know.
Bruce Wayne: Come on!
Dick Grayson: I’m sorry, B. Jason has a point…
Bruce Wayne: Is it Alfred? It’s gotta be Alfred?
Jason *not dead* Todd: 😂😂😂😂😂
Bruce Wayne: Jason come on!
Jason *not dead* Todd: 😂😂😂
Bruce Wayne: I’m serious!
Jason *not dead* Todd: Dead! Send help!
Bruce Wayne: STOP IT. IT MAKES SENSE. ALFRED TICKS YOU OFF SOMETIMES. HE IS SMARTER THAN YOU ARE.
Dick Grayson: You know, he also has a point
Jason *not dead* Todd: Alfred is a better cook than me BUT THAT IS IT!!!
Dick Grayson: And he is smarter when it comes to biology and nanotech…
Jason *not dead* Todd: That’s enough.
Dick Grayson: I’VE learned stuff from him. Maybe you could too if you took your head out of your ass for five seconds…
Jason *not dead* Todd: … 😑
Dick Grayson: Just saying… anyway, @Bruce Wayne no, it’s not Alfred.
Bruce Wayne: You know who it is?!
Tim Drake: We all know.
Dick Grayson: I’m the one who came up with it
Bruce Wayne: Damian, who is it?
Dick Grayson: He won’t tell, he’s sworn to secrecy
Bruce Wayne: He is my son.
Damian Wayne: Ra’s would have better luck getting me to tell.
Bruce Wayne: Traitor!
Damian Wayne: I am loyal to my siblings.
Dick Grayson: Aweeeee
Damian Wayne: Do NOT get sappy on me, Richard.
Bruce Wayne: Is it Deadpool?
Jason *not dead* Todd: Yes.
Bruce Wayne: YES! :D I knew it!
Dick Grayson: It’s not Deadpool. He just wants you to shut up.
Bruce Wayne: BUT IT MAKES SENSE!
Dick Grayson: It does.
Bruce Wayne: Uuuuhg!
Jason *not dead* Todd: UUUUUHG!
Dick Grayson: 😂😂😂
Bruce Wayne: WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
Jason *not dead* Todd: Because you raised us.
Dick Grayson: Jason… watch it.
Jason *not dead* Todd: He’s fine!
Dick Grayson: You can’t tell that over text.
Dick Grayson: Bruce, you good??
Jason *not dead* Todd: Daaaad!
Jason *not dead* Todd: BRUCE
Jason *not dead* Todd: BRUCIE
Jason *not dead* Todd: BRUCE THE GOOSE
Jason *not dead* Todd: BATMAN
Jason *not dead* Todd: … fine, be that way.
Bruce Wayne has left the chat.