All is Fair in Cake and War

This fic is an angsty, cracky, and wild fic that centers around the day of Mammon's birthday, a day of which for the past couple years- Everyone's forgotten about. Including Mammon's brothers.
Then, Mammon finds a book- A book of which he finds ultimately annoying and plans on getting rid of- But decides he can use it to his advantage after hearing a 'secret' conversation held between his younger brothers.
On the other side of things.. Satan, Levi, Asmo, Belphie, and Beel are all terrified- Because they know that Mammon is up to something.
HE HAD A FUCKING BOOK. THAT IS DANGEROUS TERRORITY.
They, for one, are going to get to the bottom of this: Or else the entirety of the devildom just might be in for a major storm.

Ft. Lucifer being both a good brother, and completely done with his brothers shit- (He might join in at some point though lmao)
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I'm sorry to those who have been patiently waiting for an update.
This is now discontinued.

Chapter 1: Notice!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ayo! I go by the name 'Fucked up anon' as, I am an anonymous fanfiction writer that specializes in dark, fucked up type fics.

But, today, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, my first ever crack fanfiction.

Strap on your seatbelts and hang on tight, because this is going to be one wild fucking ride.

This was supposed to be an angst fic- One that was supposed to end in suicide, but it's become so, so much more.

I present to you, "All is fair, in cake and war."

Please, enjoy.

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Quick summary:

This fic centers around the day of Mammon's birthday, a day of which for the past couple years- Everyone's forgotten about. Including Mammon's brothers.

Then, Mammon finds a book- A book of which he finds ultimately annoying and plans on getting rid of- But decides he can use it to his advantage after hearing a 'secret' conversation held between his younger brothers.

On the other side of things.. Satan, Levi, Asmo, Belphie, and Beel are all terrified- Because they know that Mammon is up to something.

HE HAD A FUCKING BOOK. THAT IS DANGEROUS TERRORITY.

They, for one, are going to get to the bottom of this: Or else the entirety of the devildom just might be in for a major storm.

Ft. Lucifer being both a good brother, and completely done with his brothers shit- (He might join in at some point though lmao)

Notes:

Ik you don't get much info on what this is gonna be about- But you're gonna have to wait lmao, I'm still in the process of writing.
Anyway, I wanna warn you guys that this is a MIX of Crack, Angst, and mere fuckery- Its my first fic like this too, so be prepared. It might start off a bit slow, might get real angsty- But I promise, by chapter three, you will see the beginning of the fuckery.
I am trying to pre-write this so I can do weekly uploads (Relatively short uploads at that, but I get writers block often so it's the best I can do :T)
But- I hope it will be good for my first ever crack-ish fic.
And- I hope I'll be releasing the first chapter sometime soon.
Anyway~ Are you guys ready? I sure as hell am not! (I had no clue I was going to write this just an hour ago lmaooo)
Regardless, for now, this is just a teaser, I hope you're excited! <3
-Love, the fucked up anon.

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