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1. My Boyfriend is a Mafia Boss?!?!?! (not clickbait) by KittensMittens

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   26 Feb 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Diluc/Kaeya (Genshin Impact)
   • Tartaglia | Childe/Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Diluc (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaeya (Genshin Impact)
   • Kong | Aether (Genshin Impact)
   • Albedo (Genshin Impact)
   • Venti (Genshin Impact)
   • Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact)
   • Kamisato Ayato
   • Romance
   • Fluff(ig)
   • Alternate Universe - Flower Shop & Tattoo Parlor
   • but is it🤔
   • organised crime
   • Eventual Smut
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Tattoo Artist Kaeya
   • Florist Diluc
   • Switching
   • This was supposed to be crack
   • but i gave them too much lore
   • Minor Albedo/Kong | Aether (Genshin Impact)
   • Modern Era
   • Supernatural Elements
   • Zhongli being a hot prof
   • childe being Down Bad
   • bad at his job that is
   • venti is a menace
   • diluc part time grows flowers part time does crime and full time ships albether
   • mentions of torture
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • probably a bit OOC
   • IF u hold crackfics to the same standard of characterisation as regular fics ig
   • any unrealistic representation of tattoo artists can be blamed on kaeyas whack ass powers

   Summary

   Diluc had several questions in life. Do corpses serve as better fertilisers than store bought ones? Will people ever get his music preferences right? Will Childe finally overcome his dick and do his job? Will his target ever learn how to use a vending machine properly? How did the one eyed, alluring man next door set off all his alarm bells yet draw him in at the same time?

    

   Kaeya would say his life as a tattoo artist at Inkhemia is quite an uneventful one and he preferred it that way. He wasn't interested in romance or his lovestruck customers, he wasn't interested in accidentally revealing his occult powers to the world and becoming a public lab rat and he absolutely wasn't thirsting over the cute, surly, redheaded owner of the new flower shop next door.

   Language:

   English

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