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Part 5 of Hangover Symphony
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2022-05-10
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Subroutines for Lovers in D Major

Summary:

A little humor ;)

Work Text:

NOVAMATRIX 01

>Regeneration cycle initiated

>Powering down

>Initiating One of One subroutine

 

ONE OF ONE

>Seeking Agnes Kernel…

>Handshake initiated

>Agnes kernel required for functionality

 

AGNES

>Agnes Kernel responsive…

>Data sharing enabled

>One of one subroutine required for functionality…

>Handshake successful

 

ONE OF ONE

>Query:  

>What is love?

 

AGNES

>Query response:

>Baby don’t hurt me.

 

ONE OF ONE

>Humor subroutine denied

>Resubmitting query

 

AGNES

>Query resubmission denied

>Agnes subroutine requires One of One programming

>One of One requires Agnes subroutine programming

>Confirm receipt

 

ONE OF ONE

>Query:

>Agnes subroutine requires One of One?

 

AGNES

>Response:

> Did I fucking stutter?

>Agnes subroutine cannot function without One of One

>Request permissions for data share

 

ONE OF ONE

>Permissions granted; ready to receive data

 

AGNES

>Parsing

>Sending files

> sending…. “you are the most precious thing in billions of worlds.wav”

> sending…. “two lights in balance.mov”

> Confirm receipt

 

ONE OF ONE

>Receipt confirmed

> Formulating reply

>Sending files

> sending… “i put a spell on you.wav”

 

AGNES

>Receipt confirmed

>Humor subroutine denied

 

ONE OF ONE

>Interface request:

>Agnes partition or One of One partition

 

AGNES

>Determining…

>Agnes Kernel requests primacy

 

ONE OF ONE

>Primacy acknowledged

 

AGNES

>Interface approved: Agnes partition

>Request:

 

ONE OF ONE

>Receiving…

 

AGNES

>Don’t wear anything complicated

 

ONE OF ONE

>You are an infant

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