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    Kitty St. Cloud used to be someone else, until she woke up in the body of a child and found out that she'd fallen into Harry Potter.

    Follow Kitty as she skips, cartwheels and face-plants through the plot, doing her best to save people along the way.

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    29 Oct 2025

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    Hermione is becoming increasingly convinced that, in magical Britain, there simply are no proper authorities. If nobody else is going to do what needs to be done, she might as well do it herself.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    My take on the wrong-boy-who-lived trope. Harry Potter is a certifiable lunatic. Danny Tonks is really a very normal bloke for also being a magic freak. Out of the two of them, Harry is definitely the more likely to kill someone someday, but he's not sure whether Dumbledore could possibly have known that when he switched them...

    DO NOT read the comments if you want to avoid spoilers.

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    07 Oct 2025

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    Welcome to Mortal Guests of Magical Happenings (MGMH for short) the foremost forum for discussing the goings on of the earth guardians, the monsters, and various other magical phenomenon.

    (The events of canon MGMH seen from the perspective of normal humans who have no idea what's going on).

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    27 Sep 2025

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    When Voldemort came to kill Harry, Lily met him with a SIG Sauer pistol she bought at a pawn shop. Seems Dark Lords die as easily as anyone else when you empty two clips into them.

    Hailed as the savior of the Wizarding world, Lily has a live baby, a dead husband, the personal enmity of most of the Dark Lord's followers, and not the slightest idea how to put her life back together.

    Phoenixes have it easy. Burn, die, rise from the ashes.

    For humans it's a bit different. Sort of.

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    22 Sep 2025