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RedHood
Wanna make a bet about where Joker will be next? I bet the abandoned carnival downtown! If only someone would actually stop him!
Red Robin: @Bat-Man ...He’s got you there.
Gothamite#72: Oh? Family drama?
Nightwing: Family? There’s no way I’m related to... [Gestures to the idiots] That.
Robin: Utterly tasteless, @Nightwing.
Nightwing: @Gothamite#72 See what I mean?
Oracle: Just make sure to get Joker
Bat-Man: Already on it.
RedHood: @Bat-Man In all the ways that don’t matter
HarleyQuinn
Just ta set the record gay I WAS at that Charity Gala. Real pretty actual! But the people were as bleh as a wet paper towel— Except my bestie! He’s the BOMB! @Bruce Wayne thanks for making that party fun, babe!
Bruce Wayne: No problem, Harls, but next time make sure to keep your girlfriend from covering it in plants.
Gothamite#7: Wait... Are you guys, friends??
GothamResident#18: Huh, didn’t expect that.
OtherGothamite#2: ...Why does it actually make sense??
Joker
@Bat-Man Whatdya think of fuchsia?
Bat-Man: The color or the flower?
Joker: The color, silly!
Bat-Man: It’s fine, I guess.
GothamiteRando: Wow, it’s weird to watch this...
Joker: Well you don’t have to, dearest citizens—
Bat-Man: No threats.
Joker: ;) Only for you, darling~!
Bat-Man: As long as there are no threats on my dashboard I’ll take it.