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Batman’s Unread Clicker Messages
Contact: Joker (99+ Unopened Messages)
Joker: Darling! I miss you~! Come on and visit me! I can’t have this phone forever! The doc’s will take it away! Love you always and forever! <3 <3
Joker: I’m out now darling! Can’t wait to see you! Maybe we can have some fun ;)
Joker: You looked lovely last night—
Joker: I blame you for that little stumble off the roof! I was too distracted by your beauty!
Joker: Whatdya think about the whole ‘being dead’ thing that seems to becoming a habit of mine?
Joker: A little birdy told me you grieved! Haha—
Joker: Batsy, I have something special planned for tonight! And don’t worry, I’ve set up a special alarm that’ll tell you when and where~! Excited? ;) Happy anniversary, darling~! <3 <3
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Contact: Harls (2 Unread Messages)
Harls: Hey Bats? I just wanted to let you know that I’m breaking out of Arkham but not for anything bad! I just don’t really like it in here and I miss my girl... Let me stay out for a little while, please?
Harls: Don’t respond in text, k? You know what to do already— Thanks in advance! Hugs and kicks!
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Blocked Contact: Jason (1 Unread Message)
Jason: I... I can’t with you, anymore Bruce. I don’t know what you expect and I don’t care. I’ll still talk to you and stuff but I’m not talking one on one with you. You’re not gonna change and that’s— I’m pissed, you know? But it’s whatever. See you whenever you crazy bastard. Have fun with your psychotic murdering boyfriend, Bruce, goodbye.
[Bruce Wayne has been Blocked]
Oswald Cobblepot’s Unread Clicker Messages
Contact: Jim Gordon (4 Unread Messages)
Jim Gordon: Oswald. Where are you?
Jim Gordon: We know you’re involved with that robbery. One of your men confessed, Oswald.
Jim Gordon: If you don’t cooperate you know you’ll go back to Blackgate. Is that what you want?
Jim Gordon: ... We have the Bat, and he’ll find you. You won’t just get away. See you then, Penguin.
RedHood’s Unread Clicker Messages
Blocked Contact: Joker (86 Unread Messages)
Joker: Yo ho, Birdy! I can’t believe you’re alive! I mean— I’m pretty sure that beating was pretty deadly! Props to you! Honestly! And lucky you!
Joker: Not many can say they’ve been alone with me and survived! Why I think you might be one of only three people! You, Harls, and Batsy, actually! Isn’t that neat?? Makes me feel all happy fuzzy—
Joker: Bats said you hate him? Oh! That should be a club~! Whatdya say? Wanna join with me~?
Joker: Hey, Birdy! Guess what?? I’m back! I told you only Bats can kill me! It’s what the universe wants! Ya can’t fight destiny. Bats knows it, so do you! And destiny says Bats is mine. That’s just how it is. Kill me again. See what happens.
[Joker has been Blocked]