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Don't Quote Me by Lady_Nightshade
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 May 2015
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It’s no secret that Darcy likes movies. It’s also no secret that Tony does too. It’s really not a normal day in the tower without at least one movie reference being made somewhere by at least one of them. So it was really only a matter of time before their little unspoken battle of the movie quotes and references began. There were no spoken rules, no taunts, no battle cries. There were just quotes. Lots and lots of quotes. First one to stump the other won. The two of them were pretty evenly matched- even the spies wondered who would come out on top. These are a few of their exchanges.
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- Part 18 of Just Another Day in the Tower
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Dum-E suddenly sprayed her with a fire extinguisher. That was the last straw.
Darcy wrenched the extinguisher from the bot (they’d stopped refilling his own supply of fire retardant months ago so now the bot lifted extinguishers from around the tower) before turning on the two men. “Alright!” Darcy shouted, stopping Tony and Clint (who were now throwing water balloons full of paint and glitter at each other) dead in their tracks, arms still raised to throw. “That’s it!” She stormed forward, dumping a bucket of water on them to wash them off before disarming them and plopping the balloons into the now empty bucket. She pointed at them. “Dishonor! Dishonor on you!” Her fingers pointed at Dum-E next, “Dishonor on your cow!”
Tony smirked. “Gonna punish us, Lewis? What’s it to be, father, hot oil, or the rack?”
Darcy didn’t skip a beat. “I’ll simply deny you the crown and live forever!” Even pissed she could still out quote him and was determined to do so- now more than ever. “Now shut up and hit the showers! Both of you!”
When they began to protest, Darcy picked up a screwdriver from the near by table and threatened them with it. “Don’t fuck with the babysitter,” she all but hissed.