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Don't Quote Me

Summary:

It’s no secret that Darcy likes movies. It’s also no secret that Tony does too. It’s really not a normal day in the tower without at least one movie reference being made somewhere by at least one of them. So it was really only a matter of time before their little unspoken battle of the movie quotes and references began. There were no spoken rules, no taunts, no battle cries. There were just quotes. Lots and lots of quotes. First one to stump the other won. The two of them were pretty evenly matched- even the spies wondered who would come out on top. These are a few of their exchanges.

Notes:

I’ve thrown every movie reference I could stand to fit in here. Yes, there are always more to use, but I'm tired of writing! I used a selection of the ones I’ve seen and in my collection and a few that I haven’t seen. I've included a list of them at the end of each chapter figuring it'd be easier to refer to in case you were curious what the characters are talking about. I counted the other night and stopped counting after 70... That's a lot. So I want no complaints about how I missed your favorite movie! None I say! Shhhhhhh! It's totally possible that they did in fact quote your fav movie or tv show and I just didn't show it- after all, these are just a FEW of their exchanges.

No beta bc again, that's how I roll... and I don't own them at all. Or the quotes! Goodness I'd be rich if I did.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Introduction

Chapter Text

It’s no secret that Darcy likes movies. It’s also no secret that Tony does too. It’s really not a normal day in the tower without at least one movie reference being made somewhere by at least one of them.  So it was really only a matter of time before their little unspoken battle of the movie quotes and references began. There were no spoken rules, no taunts, no battle cries.  There were just quotes.  Lots and lots of quotes. First one to stump the other won. The two of them were pretty evenly matched- even the spies wondered who would come out on top. These are a few of their exchanges.