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<Spots On!>
Official Server for Miraculous Holders.
Rules:
- No topics that will result in identity reveals, if you can’t keep it vague enough, don’t post it.
- No introducing this server to anyone that hasn’t been part of at least two missions.
- Keep Puns to a minimum, don’t oversaturate the chat with jokes. (you know who you are)
- Don’t use the emergency ping command unless it’s an actual emergency, this is for if you’re cornered by an Akuma in your civilian form or something, not for if you’re having trouble sleeping and want someone to talk to!
- Don’t spam the chat, we’re allowing casual conversation here but if you annoy people here with spam-messages then that privilege will get revoked.
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Hero In A Half-Shield: hey dudes? any word on an Akuma that makes people start being decent parents?
Trixx Up My Sleeves: I’m sorry… a what?
Trixx Up My Sleeves: why would Hawkboi even…
Trixx Up My Sleeves: what???
Hero In A Half-Shield: yeah I know it sounded stupid the moment I sent the text but…
Hero In A Half-Shield: I just got off a call with my bro and… like you know how his dad is just the worst?
Trixx Up My Sleeves: yeah?
Ladybug: No duh.
Utter Cat-astrophe: offer’s still open to Cataclysm him.
Ladybug: Chat, no!
Utter Cat-astrophe: relax m’lady, I’m only just kitten around.
Ladybug: …
Utter Cat-astrophe: OwO
Ladybug: so anyways, you were saying, Carapace?
Utter Cat-astrophe: T-T
Hero In A Half-Shield: so yeah, apparently a couple weeks ago his dad just decided to visit his room, he took an interest in one my bro’s hobbies, and they proceeded to spend the time doing anime marathons and talking.
Trixx Up My Sleeves: for two weeks?! Is that where he disappeared to this whole time?!
Hero In A Half-Shield: Yup. spent weeks bonding with his pops over japanese cartoons.
Hero In A Half-Shield: NOT that I’m dissing anime, my bro would kill me if he heard, but it’s just…
Hero In A Half-Shield: I gotta be real, it’s a fucking weird thing to bond with your parent over!
Utter Cat-astrophe: no problem, bud.
Utter Cat-astrophe: honestly yeah it’s a little weird.
Utter Cat-astrophe: I don’t know your friend all too well but from what you’ve told us I’m questioning if the guy had an ulterior motiev?
Hero In A Half-Shield: motiev
Trixx Up My Sleeves: motiev
Ladybug: motiev
Utter Cat-astrophe: M’lady! Not you too!
Utter Cat-astrophe: such betrayal!
Ladybug: that's what you get for making me slam head-first into a lamp-post.
Hero In A Half-Shield: holup.
Trixx Up My Sleeves: you did WHAT?!
Utter Cat-astrophe: well how was I supposed to know she’d react to it like that??
Hero In A Half-Shield: react to what, dude?? What the heck did you even say to her to fumble like that?
Ladybug: he told me he had a crush on Marinette Dupain-Cheng.
Trixx Up My Sleeves: …
Hero In A Half-Shield: …
Trixx Up My Sleeves: that’s all?
Ladybug: tha-whatdoyoumean THAT’S ALL?!
Utter Cat-astrophe: yeah LB, I don’t get why it’s such a big deal.
Ladybug: do you realise how compromising that is to those people?! You can’t just go telling people the crushes you have on civilians, that’s how Hawkmoth learns to go after them to get to you!
Utter Cat-astrophe: are you sure it’s not because you’re jealous?
Ladybug: I’m not falling for that, why would I be jealous? Marinette can have you as a boyfriend if she wants.
Utter Cat-astrophe: nah I’m saying you’d be jealous because you want Marinette for yourself.
Hero In A Half-Shield: Rena just started choking on her drink, give her a minute.
Trixx Up My Sleeves: well excuse me for how I react to hearing that Ladybug wants Marinette’s carpet!
Hero In A Half-Shield: please NEVER say that again.
Ladybug: NO!
Ladybug: NO!
Ladybug: I do not want that! I don’t like Marinette like that! Why would you even…
Utter Cat-astrophe: well, the first time I hear about My Purrincess was back with Evillustrator, and I think you calling her cute when talking about her was pretty telling.
Ladybug: I wish I could refute that but any explanation I could give as to why I did is damning.
Hero In A Half-Shield: wait bro.
Ladybug: but I’m in love with someone else, remember? A boy?
Utter Cat-astrophe: relax Bug, I’m teasing. so wazzup ‘Pace?
Hero In A Half-Shield: you call this girl your ‘Purrincess’, right?
Utter Cat-astrophe: that’s right, and I’m her knight in shining leather coming to visit the fair maiden on her balcony when the opportunity arises.
Hero In A Half-Shield: …
Hero In A Half-Shield: okay, ignoring all the other red flags.
Hero In A Half-Shield: How the fuck did you not catch on that you had a crush on her earlier when you call her your Princess?!
Utter Cat-astrophe: I don’t understand the question.
Utter Cat-astrophe: It’s just a nickname, like friends always have!
Trixx Up My Sleeves: I…
Trixx Up My Sleeves: no, I’m done, I’m too sleep-deprived for this bullshit.
Utter Cat-astrophe: what’s that supposed to mean?!
Ladybug: it means we should all be going to bed at the right time more than we have been, Chaton.
Hero In A Half-Shield: yeah, sounds accurate, well gotta go, school’s about to start.
Ladybug: wai
Ladybug: wHAT
Ladybug: FUCK!!
Ladybug: LAT!
Ladybug: hbunvfcdhnyujifdshnjiyufdesw
Trixx Up My Sleeves: Paris’ legendary hero, everyone.
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[Timestamp: 16:00pm]
<{Private Chat}>
Model Citizen: hey Nino?
Tableturns: what’s up Bro? Anything you need?
Model Citizen: remember how I told you about my Dad and I having an Anime Marathon?
Tableturns: it still surprises me that your pops decided to be awesome for once.
Model Citizen: right, look, he kinda… explained something to me?
Model Citizen: something that I never noticed before when I should’ve.
Model Citizen: something about my friends that I regret not seeing sooner, as it made me realise something about myself.
Tableturns: um… if we’re gonna get into some deep philosophy things, then maybe Alya would be a better choice or something?
Model Citizen: Nino… does Marinette have a crush on me?
Tableturns: …
Model Citizen: …Nino?
Tableturns: THANK FUCK I’M FREE!
Model Citizen: NINO?!
Tableturns: yes, the answer is yes and you have no idea how long I’ve waited to tell you!!
Model Citizen: Nino?? Please, can you explain what’s going on?!
Tableturns: Alya swore me to secrecy.
Tableturns: had me make a blood-oath and everything!
Tableturns: made it real awkward with my parents, having to explain why I had a knife-cut on my hand.
Model Citizen: so it’s true?!
Tableturns: yes! By god YES! Marinette like-likes you!
Tableturns: why the question? You got your own crush on her?
Model Citizen: well…
Tableturns: no fucking way!
Tableturns: Alya owes me so much cash!
Model Citizen: you were betting on me? To see if I started liking Marinette?!
Tableturns: more like seeing if Marinette would confess first, or you’d develop feelings for her.
Tableturns: what the fuck took you so long anyway, it shouldn’t have been hard to fall in love with Marinette?
Model Citizen: don’t let Alya hear that.
Tableturns: Adrien, Alya got a crush on her at one point.
Model Citizen: …okay, not gonna open that can of worms.
Model Citizen: and to answer your question… I kinda had a crazy burning love for Ladybug that it kinda made me blind to Marinette?
Tableturns: …DUDE…
Model Citizen: I know! I’m an idiot, could… could you just help me out in telling her how I feel?
Tableturns: sure? But… I mean it’s not hard, just ask her out next time at school.
Model Citizen: really? Just like that?
Tableturns: yeah what’s the worst that could happen?
Model Citizen: Marinotte gets Akumatized.
Tableturns: Marinotte
Model Citizen: don’t you start!
Tableturns: realistically what’s the worst that could happen?
Model Citizen: Akuma attack interrupts me asking her out.
Tableturns: look, just come into school and ask her out on a date, alright? No beating around the bush, no complicated plan, just walk up to her and ask, she’ll love to go with you.
Model Citizen: well… I do have some free time in the park for the afternoon after a photoshoot.
Tableturns: see? That sounds like a great idea! Don’t worry bro, you got this.
Model Citizen: thanks Nino, I always know I can count on you.
Model Citizen: gotta go, need to make plans.
Tableturns: bro, I said no plans for asking her out.
Model Citizen: nothing saying I can’t make plans to make this an amazing date for her… do I give her four bouquets or is three too much already?
Tableturns: BRO…
Model Citizen: I’m kidding!!
Tableturns: …
Model Citizen: …mostly…