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Hands over his mouth the green haired teen looked at the golden eyed blond in front of him, horrified.
“C’mon say something, say something ” the excited voice of the blond came. The greenette shook his head furiously, hands clamped tightly and not moving an inch and muffled noises of decline escaped.
“Whoa, what’s going on in here?” came a new voice. Kirishima appeared, crimson eyes gleaming with curiosity.
“Confession Quirk, he’s supposed to be sprouting all those little secrets he’s got locked up in there, but instead he’s just gonna make his head explode”
“Midoriya, bro, how are you always the one wh…” The redhead looked amused as he spoke, before being cut off unexpectedly by a sudden outburst from the green eyed boy.
“Kiri’s favourite colour is actually blue”
“What?!” Exclaimed the golden haired boy.
“Dude, why’d you name yourself Red Riot then?!” came the amused voice of another teen, behind them stood Sero.
Kirishima looked vaguely awkward, rubbing his hand over his neck with a sheepish grin,
“Blue Riot doesn’t sound as cool, so, I don’t… I don’t know, I mean, red’s fine” his arm came away from his neck as he shrugged uncomfortably.
“Shinso takes ballet lessons with Eri every wednesday!” came another sudden outburst from Midoriya, a bunch of student had gathered, Shinso among them, who looked exasperated at the confession
“God fucking damn it” the lavender haired teen huffed in embarrassment, much to the amusement of Kaminari, who’s golden eyes glowed with delight,
“Shinso’s got Twinkle Feet! I gotta see a video!” he said desperately. The deadly look that Shinso sent back said otherwise to this hope.
“I would rather die.” came back the sharp monotonous voice of the violet eyed boy.
“Pleaaaaase! God I wanna see the tutu!” whined Kaminari who was quickly quieted by yet another confession bursting from Midoriya’s lips
“Kaminari cooks eggs on Todoroki when he’s asleep!” The green haired boy looked upset at the forced out words. Sero’s amused chuckle seeped into his words as he replied to that one
“Bro, what the fuck?”
Kaminari didn’t even look ashamed at it, merely shrugging as if it were the most logical thing in the world
“I don’t know, it’s convenient”
Todoroki however looked like he’d just had a vision of god, staring that the ground before looking up at the others,
“All the egg terrors are making sense now” the bicolour haired teen unknowingly confessed to having had nightmares about eggs in some capacity.
Walking in, Bakugo looked irritated at the group,
“The fuck are you idiots doing, we were supposed to meet up like twenty minutes ago”. The appearance of the explosive blond causing Midoriya to widen his eyes in pure utter terror. Kaminari however lit up like all his electricity was exploding at once.
“Ohhh Shit this one’s gonna be good” He said, his voice filled with eager curiosity
“Do I even want to fucking know?” responded the red eyed blond. Irritation rolled off him in waves as Midoriya sobbed behind his covered mouth. Panic filled him as he tried fighting back the words that threatened to spill, knowing full well there was no way to stop it.
“Spit it out, Nerd!” Bakugo spat frustratedly at the green eyed teen. The second Bakugo spoke, Modoriya cracked,
“Kaachan was my first kiss!” He cowered away slightly waiting for the blond’s retaliation at spilling one of their shared secrets. Kaminari however gasped in shock, whereas Kiri looked between them confused,
“Whaaat? Bros!!”
“What the FUCK, you swore on ALL MIGHT you stupid piece of..” Bakugo broke off at the sound of Sero behind him.
“Ohh, That wasn’t the whole secret, was it?” he smirked knowingly, looking at Midoriya’s pained expression, where the greenette was so desperately trying to hold back the rest of the words that were ready to tumble out of his mouth. Pain flashed as Bakugo vaguely threatened him with sharp words,
“Ohhhh don’t you fucking dare” he growled at the smaller teen, who chose at that moment to let it out,
“And it was the worst kiss I’ve ever had, Kaachan is a terrible kisser!” His face showed pure anguish at letting the rest of the secret out. Kaminari laughed at this, before Bakugo made a move to blast Midoriya, being blocked by the others.
“That’s it, come here you stupid..” His voice was cut off by Sero,
“Guess you can’t really be good at everything” he said in amusement, watching things happen.
“Sero makes wallets with his tape and then sells them on Ebay” came yet another burst of words from Midoriya. Though leaving Sero unaffected
“Oh. My. GOD! I knew that man had a side hustle!” squealed Mina “But tape wallets? Really?” Sero merely replied in light defense
“It’s a surprisingly lucrative business, alright?” came his response to the accusation. At that moment, Jiro walked by, confusion spreading over her face as she watched the others surrounding Midoriya.
“What’s uh… What’s going on here?” she asked curiously. Her face frowned slightly as she looked around.
“I’m getting all the tea from Midoriya while the confession quirk is still in effect” She spoke animatedly. “Ohh you should do Iida! Iida next!” With even more excitement and delight. Jiro furrowed her brows again,
“Is that why Bakudo is demonstrating how to make out with an orange?” she asked confused, Denki jumped in to answer her,
“Apparently he’s the worst kiss Midoriya’s ever had”
“Worst kiss? Damn…”
Another outburst from Midoriya had them all shocked,
“Iida’s the singer in a death metal band and they perform every sunday night”
Mina looked ready to jump on the poor man if he entered the area,
“He said he has dinner with his family! Oh! What a LIAR” Her excitement gleaming in her extra terrestrial eyes. Kaminari however had other plans besides listening about Iida,
“OH! I wanna hear more Bakugo secrets! Those are the BEST!” he exclaimed loudly, almost crackling with electricity. Mina however looked at him, vaguely amused by this,
“I think Midoriya wants to keep all of his limbs, I think we should give him just a little bit of a break” Acting like a concerned parent, despite the amusement leaking into her voice. Jiro looked thoughtful, before speaking as well,
“If Bakugo was your worst kiss, who was your best kiss?” she smirked at him. More horror leaked onto Midoriya’s face, as if he couldn’t become more terrified. His hand seemed to tighten slightly, noises of no came from behind his hand, muffled but clear.
“Jiro, you’re a genius! Ohmygod, Spill!” Came Mina’s voice, “We gotta know who’s got the best lips!”
“Mina doesn’t know how to tie her shoes”
“What?” Kaminari looked at her. Unfazed, Mina brushed it off,
“Yes, I buy boots with zippers and slip ons, because I don’t wanna deal with this. Don’t try and wiggle away from me. You’re gonna tell us who your best kiss was”
“About to be me you fuckers, talking shit about when we were 12, I’ll show you. I will fucking show you right now” Bakugo came in from his make out session with the orange, determined to clear his name.
“I would also like to volunteer as tribute” came the quiet voice of Todoroki, his hand raised slightly to get noticed.
“Back Off, slobber lips” Mina said trying to deter Bakugo from getting in the way “We want real answers”
“The hell did you just call me?!” The angry voice of Bakugo replied, looking like he was about to blast her in the face. Midoriya whimpered from behind his hand.
“Come on man, you can say me” Kaminari flirted, a hand framing his chin “It’s cool I won’t be mad”
“You kissed him?” Asked Jiro.
“Well, no, but I mean, it’s pretty obvious I’m the best kisser” came his egotistical reply, proud of himself.
“You know you can’t hold it back forever, dear” Mina pretty much purred at him, trying to get Midoriya to break, “just come out with it” Midoriya moaned before giving in,
“Sero, Sero’s the best kisser” he clamped his hands back over his mouth looking stressed out.
“Sero, like, our Sero?” Kaminari reacted in shock, Mina looked delighted and curious,
“Oh ho hoooo, there is a story there” she said excitedly, her eyes sparkling in delight “And I want to know all the details!” While Sero just chuckled proudly to himself.