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What the hell did he just walk into?
He rushed home because he thought there was an emergency but clearly everyone is just being insane as ever.
“Care to explain to me why my multi-million dollar penthouse is covered in rainbows?” Ash asks as the pride flags pinned all over the walls and rainbow themed furniture watch him.
Alex is the first to speak. “It’s pride month sir.”
“Ok. And?”
“You are a homosexual.” He says matter of factly.
“Alex, you’re supposed to be the smart one among the group, that’s why I chose you as leader when I’m away.”
“He didn’t deny it,” Bones whispered to Kong who nodded in agreement.
“I’m gonna fucking kill every last one of you.”
“Ok Eren Yeager,” Eiji says stepping into the room, “I don’t know what’s going on but hi. Welcome home. Dinner is on the table.”
And just like that the ferocious beast is tamed.
Ash huffs, rolling his eyes as he follows Eiji into the other room.
It was meat loaf. Nothing suspicious. Perfect for a white boy.
Until Eiji brought out the cake. Each layer was colored and covered in vanilla frosting and confetti sprinkles.
“What’s this?” Ash Asks.
“Dessert.” Eiji smiles. “It’s pride month.”
“So you were in on this?” Ash realizes as his real eyes realized real lies.
“C’mon, just a slice.” Eiji snickers, even though he already had a slice prepared and placed right in front of the other.
The blond takes a fork and stabs the poor sugary dessert, popping it into his mouth.
“Ack!" He coughs, fighting for his life. "Too sweet!"
“How about this?” Eiji asks, and before Ash could question what he meant, he’s suddenly reminded of how soft Eiji’s lips are. Though there was no taste on his tongue other than the taste of Eiji.
The only word he could use to describe the kiss was,
“…Sweet.”
The crowd they didn’t know was watching from the next room cheers. The gang waves their pride flags with pride.
It was another big win for the gays.