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“What’s the worst that could happen?” Peter asks.
“Do you actually want me to answer, because I can think of at least five things,” Ned asks.
“It’s just sex,” Peter replies, “just a physical thing. No strings. It’ll be fine.”
“Yeah, because you and MJ are completely normal people who have a totally chill history and haven’t spent two years avoiding each other. It’s not like you moped around for months after - ”
“We’re just - it’s not a relationship, Ned. It’s - it’s convenient. And easy. That’s all.”
“Famous last words.”